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How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could..

 
 
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 12:12 pm
ehBeth, We all know that woodchucks only sing with chipmunks. I can hear that melody - in my head...... Wink c.i.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 01:11 pm
Ack, now I've got that dang Chipmunks' Xmas song in my head! And the woodchucks are harmonizing!

Do the woodchucks perhaps whistle while they work? And why is it that my hands seem to keep trying to type woodchicks? I suppose that's another matter entirely.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 02:57 pm
DEB - what a lovely, haikuesque, little poem!!!

Of course woodchucks whistle while they work - they are also known, I believe, as whistle-pigs!

And I am NOT an illiteral wabbit!

Jespah, I believe wood-chicks are known either as pheasants or Dryads...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 02:58 pm
Not to be confused with peasants or Naiads...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 02:58 pm
....or Nerieds....
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Roberta
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 05:55 pm
dlowan, Yes, hummingbird wings hum when they fly. But mosquitos and flies and bees buzz when they fly. None of them is called buzzards. And buzzards don't buzz.

Do you sometimes get the feeling that I am a bit too literal-minded?

I had no idea that woodchucks hummed. Or whistled. I think whistling would be quite a challenge for beings with such teeth. But if they can chuck, they can probably whistle too.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 05:58 pm
Roberta, They ARE talented creatures. I bet they do more than woodchuck and whistle. Wink c.i.
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 06:22 pm
If woodchucks chuck, do wombats bat? If so, how much do wombats bat?
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 06:32 pm
a wombat neither woms nor bats. sort of useless creature like a non chucking woodchuck, or rabbits. Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 06:32 pm
Wombats do not bat, they womb.
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mikey
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 06:38 pm
you guys want me to sing another irish ballad? i know one about woodchucks. after i get my brownie i will, right off.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:08 pm
A woodchuck song?
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:14 pm
is there whistling?
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:15 pm
whiskey?
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marycat
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:17 pm
I can hum. And I got some Scotch for Christmas!

^-^
Drunk
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mikey
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:18 pm
sure deb, give me an hour, and enough time to get the glow on again and i'll make one up fer ya all.....do they have to be oz chucks or just any chucks? i mean, if i'm gonna write this and sing online, i need a bit of direction here.

where the hell is diane with those brownies she promised me from Lolas.
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mikey
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:18 pm
sure deb, give me an hour, and enough time to get the glow on again and i'll make one up fer ya all.....do they have to be oz chucks or just any chucks? i mean, if i'm gonna write this and sing online, i need a bit of direction here.

where the hell is diane with those brownies she promised me from Lolas.
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:21 pm
mikey,
double posting, i think you're begining to glow already Very Happy

watch out for those feisty telephone poles Very Happy Very Happy
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:22 pm
hi, mc!
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marycat
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2002 07:28 pm
Once, and I will preface this story by stating I wasn't drinking and hadn't been at all when this happened, I was on my way to a Halloween party. It was the first of two Halloween parties I was planning to attend in the same night, so I was pacing myself. (I was dressed as Summer at the time.)

I found a parking spot after about a half hour or so of searching. I got out of the car, closed and locked the door, and was turning around to head to my friend's building when

*CLUNK*

I hit my forehead hard on the corner of a sign telling me what hours I couldn't park in said parking spot.

I had a bump on the noggin that stayed for a few days.

Moral of the story: Watch out for more than just telephone poles. Those sign posts get pretty feisty sometimes too!
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