@Tekla,
Well, I guess you've got it nailed then, Tekla.
But let's look at your future life, shall we?
According to the "good book", eternity will be spent at the feet of the almighty, basking in his glory.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's pretty much the gist of your eternity. No lawn bowls. No walks in the park. No consorting. Just basking in the glory of some NPD geek from another planet.
I bet you can't wait for that time to come along and stay with you, like, forever.