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Wed 11 Dec, 2013 04:55 am
There's so much blood, and the vicar's popping over for tea in half an hour. Will fairy liquid do the job?
@izzythepush,
Start with cold water, if the blood has not congealed. The fairy liquid might work, but you'd need so much. Try the cold water first.
@Setanta,
Thanks, next question. How do I get rid of the body?
@izzythepush,
Are we talking yoomin, pigeon, cat present (mouses) or Mother In Law?
@Lordyaswas,
A selection of all, not the mother in law. She died last year, and I felt like a great burden was lifted when it happened.
@izzythepush,
A selection of all?
Brilliant!
You can make up one of those roasts where one gets stuffed inside the other, etc.
Do you have any swan available?
@Lordyaswas,
Can do. Then I can send it to Paddy the Greek, he should devour it no problem.
@izzythepush,
Copious amounts of bleach. If that doesn't work then copious amounts of fire.
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