Olivier5
 
  0  
Reply Tue 17 Dec, 2013 08:08 pm
@Foofie,
If you never had a blow-job performed on you while AT church, you don't know what life is.
Foofie
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Dec, 2013 08:18 pm
@Olivier5,
Olivier5 wrote:

If you never had a blow-job performed on you while AT church, you don't know what life is.


Makes sense.
Olivier5
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Dec, 2013 08:38 pm
@Foofie,
That was in jest, as I hope you realized... :-)
Foofie
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Dec, 2013 08:42 pm
@Olivier5,
Olivier5 wrote:

That was in jest, as I hope you realized... :-)


I realize nothing. I speak "literal" English.
Olivier5
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Dec, 2013 08:44 pm
@Foofie,
Did I shock you out of your normal self or something?
0 Replies
 
parados
 
  2  
Reply Tue 17 Dec, 2013 08:49 pm
@Olivier5,
Olivier5 wrote:

Indeed, my original claim was inaccurate and I am amending it based of the only data I could find. That's what normal people do when they are not in a pissing context...

If only you had done that 30 posts ago your pant leg wouldn't be so yellow at the moment.
Olivier5
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Dec, 2013 09:23 pm
@parados,
Quote:
If only you had done that 30 posts ago your pant leg wouldn't be so yellow at the moment.

LOL... Don't you try and get into my pants, you English pervert

In actual fact I estimated it at 40% 30 posts ago. But you kept fuming.
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 04:13 am
Parados is not English.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 05:12 am
@Setanta,
But I suspect that Olly is, somehow.

Just thinking out loud.....
0 Replies
 
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 05:32 am
That would be what an American would call a real kick in the ass.
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 05:44 am
@Setanta,
I may be wrong, of course. It has been known.

Maybe it's just one of his main aspirations in life.

I've certainly not detected any ESL factor going on here.
Olivier5
 
  0  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 07:04 am
@Lordyaswas,
English is easy to learn. Half the words are French...
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 07:12 am
@Olivier5,
Don't let parados see you writing that.

You naughty American.
Olivier5
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 07:19 am
@Lordyaswas,
You got me all wrong...
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 07:23 am
@Olivier5,
Bien sur, mon american ami.
Olivier5
 
  0  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 07:29 am
@Lordyaswas,
I wanted to become English when I was young, but the guys at the embassy said they'd have to remove half of my brain and a third of my willy so I can become a normal English boy and a faithful subject of her majesty. That was the end of that...
Olivier5
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 07:32 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
That would be what an American would call a real kick in the ass.

You need one, but rest assured I am as Gallic as they come.
Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 07:39 am
@Olivier5,
I've no doubt that you are probably bilingual, and that you maybe have one parent or grandparent who is maybe a bit French, but there's no doubt you have been raised in an English speaking/writing household, and judging by your regular posting times, assuming you are not nocturnal, you reside across the pond.

About as gallic as a Mountie, I would say.
0 Replies
 
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 07:45 am
@Olivier5,
Olivier5 wrote:

I wanted to become English when I was young, but the guys at the embassy said they'd have to remove half of my brain and a third of my willy so I can become a normal English boy and a faithful subject of her majesty. That was the end of that...


I knew you had an aspiration to be one of us.

I suppose the final nail in that dream was all the regular washing involved, and having to wear clean underwear.
Olivier5
 
  1  
Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 08:20 am
@Lordyaswas,
I am not familiar with the concept of "underwear", but I wash once a week even if I don't need to.
 

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