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How did tsarstepan evolve?

 
 
chai2
 
Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2013 10:37 am
Did he come from a far away land, or was he engaging in occult activites here over the eons? Was he really the inventor of ice cream?
 
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2013 12:19 pm
@chai2,
It's funny( but true) that, up until very recently when I took the time go read his username properly, I would skim down a thread and read his name as tartsypan. It's sort of stuck, if truth be told....and now he'll always be tartsypan to me.

jespah
 
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Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2013 12:34 pm
@Lordyaswas,
We don't talk about those times.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2013 01:37 pm
@Lordyaswas,
I've bought two of those on ebay.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2013 03:29 pm
@chai2,
No idea.
For the longiest while I thought it was tsartsarpan sort of rhymed with marzipan. After a time I found out he was an ice cream fanatic and knew more about ice cream than a politician knows about corruption and lies. It was later that I realized I could enlarge the font on the computer and then learned his actual screen name.

There is though the unanswered question= Why did he really leave Massachusetts and find a pad in New York? I want the real story, not some trite fictional account. As I wait, perhaps he can tell me who the genius was that developed licorice ice cream.

As to his evol beginnings, that's best kept quiet I am sure.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2013 03:34 pm
Dog shat him out.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2013 03:46 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
Walter Hinteler wrote:

I've bought two of those on ebay.

But I come in a set of 2.5.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 15 Nov, 2013 05:31 pm
He was a regular stepan. Then he got promoted to tsar.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2013 02:01 am
@Roberta,
Roberta wrote:

He was a regular stepan. Then he got promoted to tsar.


You don't get promoted to Tsar.....we call it "ascending the throne."

Only, when you get there, you're not supposed to **** on it.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2013 02:11 am
@dlowan,
I'm confused.

are we talking about handicap accessible toilets now?
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2013 02:14 am
In my a2k universe, tsar did not evolve, he was always there.

kinda like pluto.

not quite sure what being a dwarf planet is all about, but he's ok by me...
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Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2013 04:01 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:

Roberta wrote:

He was a regular stepan. Then he got promoted to tsar.


You don't get promoted to Tsar.....we call it "ascending the throne."

Only, when you get there, you're not supposed to **** on it.


In the US of A, there's no ascending. A tsar that ascended can **** wherever he wants. But a promoted tsar has to be careful about such things--there's such a thing as demoted.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2013 08:06 pm
@Roberta,
You're going to demote tsar?

What to? Tsarevitch?
Roberta
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2013 02:15 am
@dlowan,
Who? Me? Not in the demoting department.

If he were to be demoted, he could become oilstepan.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2013 02:13 pm
@Roberta,
If I were to be demoted I'd likely only fall down to RedwinevinegarandoliveoilsaladdressingStepan not to merely OilStepan. That's an unbreakable clause in my contract.
Roberta
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2013 03:16 pm
@tsarstepan,
This has nothing to do with salad dressing. Oil as in earl. You people from Mass. don't understand Noo Yawkese.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2013 04:29 pm
@Roberta,
Ya kayent teech deese peeples nuttin' 'bout howse ta speak proppa Ingdlish much less understand it.
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