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neologist
 
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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2013 06:58 pm
Nominal christians have long believed that Jews must inhabit their ancestral homeland in order for the battle of Armegeddon to take place. Without going into the scriptural lunacy assiciated with this belief, it is well to point out its association with other errors such as the "rapture".

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Reply Sat 16 Nov, 2013 09:46 pm
As I've said before, I've never met a Jew I didn't like, they're mostly warm friendly people and I regularly vote Jerry Lewis's 'The Nutty Professor' as funniest film of all time in polls.
Sure, the Jews may have been God's blue-eyed boys and gals in ancient Old T times, but then they went and spoilt themselves by killing his son, oops!
Jesus said:- "Whoever rejects me rejects God" (Luke 10:16), so if they're under God's special protection any more I'm the Queen of Sheba..Smile

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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2013 11:07 am
@Setanta,
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JTT
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2013 09:04 pm
@Setanta,
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Well, that was pretty much a hatchet piece, and written in appallingly bad English.


As if Setanta would know it was "written in appallingly bad English. This is a favorite trick of this the idiot known as Setanta. And he never explains himself and y'all bow to the grand hypocrite.

And grand hypocrite that he is, he does the very thing he accused the author of.

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JTT
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2013 09:04 pm
@McGentrix,
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There is absolutely nothing GW could ever possibly do to make some people ever like him.


There is absolutely nothing Hitler could ever possibly have done to make some people ever like him.

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