Spiderman is a good, decent, thoughtful Conservative, sorta like McCain.
If President Bush is so concerned about the safety of America, what about the terrible danger to future world peace posed by Zimbabwe?
Intelligence sources have revealed recently that witch-doctors working for the evil tyrant Robert Mugabe have been secretly developing C.M.Ds (Curses of Mass Destruction) which may be intended for use against Western Nations.
It is believed that, in only a few years time, he will have created Curses of sufficient power to represent a serious threat to American security. There is clear and irrefutable evidence that Mugabe's henchmen have been seen gathering outside their mud-huts, dancing around camp-fires, rattling strings of beads and muttering the most foul of profanities.
When is the President going to launch a preemptive strike against Zimbabwe, as he has done against Iraq - and with equal justification?
