@parados,
Quote:It would be like arguing that the bumps on the local barmaid's chest are not breasts because she is a woman.
But they are only "breasts" to an unartistic, half-baked-scientific and crabbed psychology which resembles, in some respects, the contents of a vessel in which spaghetti is being prepared on a large military base. The word "breasts" can be said on the News as long as the context is problematical. Titties can't. Titties connotes positively imo. As do a lot of other words in the same
genre which is concerned with the sad and unfortunate tit-man.
And they can only be said to be "bumps" if the rolling hills of the Yorkshire Dales on a balmy summer afternoon can be said to be bumps. You make them sound like speed humps.
But despite all that mush I can assure you from my personal experience, some of which has been peer-reviewed, that the barmaids chests I have known had tits precisely because they were all women.
There is, I admit, a circularity involved because I only ever go in pubs where the landlord pays particular attention to choosing his or her female bar staff. In one pub I frequented the landlord checked out all his bar-staff in case some cross-dresser who had eaten too much cheep chicken tried to get in the door. I am self-selecting my evidence as is the way with a lot of scientists. fm does nothing else for example.
The bumps on my chest are nothing to write home about, which is a good thing because I might never get out of bed otherwise. And it is because I'm a bloke.
There are so many people now who are not average that a perfectly average bloke is becoming endangered.
Although I must admit that I can't see the connection you made between the hydrogen in the universe and barmaid's tits unless it is that you're a Tit-man yourself and will use any excuse to bring up tits in conversation. Or could it be that you are drawing attention to the hydrogen in a bar-maid's tits. You are too much of a gentleman to do that.
But you must have noticed that there is no tit obsession anywhere other than in a culture which hides them away from view when it is perfectly obvious (see Oscars) that the tits do not wish to be hidden but being without the intelligence, as tits I mean, to realise that if they were not hidden they wouldn't be any big deal. As evolution provides 100% evidence of.
And the culture was Christian.
It is hard to imagine a "dumb broad" without good tits. Look how sensible Katherine Hepburn was. Compared to Barbara Windsor say.