@farmerman,
Quote:I wonder how many Jesuits are agnostic? I wonder how many are atheist?
All of them I imagine are one or the other. Not everybody chooses to be a needle in a barn full of straw. It's the loins of the masses that is the real subject. Your focus on The Flood and rock sediments is beside the point.
What's your policy on the loins?
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I wonder whether Spendi got gloriously drunk by himself since most pubs were closed?
My pub was not closed and I'll admit I got a bit tiddly at the Christmas dinner on some Full Dry Barbadillo Oloroso and a couple of spliffs. The main topic of conversation was the word "meniscus" and how it might be used in informal conversations. I had the ladies hooting in derison just like you do fm and trying to change the subject just like you also do.
I bet you couldn't get ladies doing that on such a subject. I began by saying that a Grauniad lady feechewer writer had spotted the word when looking up "men" in the dictionary and thought it would be a good word to use in another of her pointless pieces of pretentious prose. As a result the word appeared at dinner parties of the sort that Grauniad readers are used to as a oneupwoman gambit which the slapper who used it for us was riding the last fling of the coat-tails of due to the trickle down effect.
You have a battery of such words fm.
She had been swirling her glass and the word popped into her head and she set about explaining to us how the height of the best wine's meniscus, or meniscussies, is a guide to the quality of the drink. She's such a snob!
Who isn't eh in a classless society?
During the ensuing debate, which had more than a few discursive meanderings, I raised the question of whether science, starting from scratch, could have created the vast range of beers, wines and spirits that the monastic orders did. There was general agreement, and with very good reason, that science could never have created the specific characteristics of the Full Dry Barbadillo Oloroso however many holes it had in its aggregate of arses. Science would come at such a task from the wrong end. It can't do the spectrum of transcendent moods. It would have the one mood--pissed. Which is the only mood a scientist dare risk when boozing because if he tried a transcendent mood he might start getting horrid doubts. And we don't want any of those now do we old boy? One needs to have no doubts to be convincing. One has to start up with that "I really don't give a ****" excuse when horrid doubts get a hold.
I suspect science would ban alcohol but if it didn't it would supply water, dyed and flavoured, in a range of 10 ccs of ethyl alcohol (laboratory grade) per litre ($1), 20 ccs ($2), 30ccs ($3) and so on, all with sexually inviting labels carefully tailored to suit the various rungs on the ladder of the social scale, and with the 100% only available to Party Members in their Special Shops. Like with Nigella Lawson.