@Linkat,
we never get trick or treters, although we did have a bunch of kids try some COW TIPPING a few yers ago.
One kid got hurt when the cow kicked the **** out of him. Stupid kids live in a ruburb about 5 miles away .They must have read about this "rural sport" in Mark Twain. Trouble is, the kid who was hurt was pushing from the cows rear, the one side of a cow that has a weapon.
Kid went to the hospital and had his busted leg fixed and that was about it. The AMishman did not press charges, instead he sent the kid a few gallons of milk (Who said that Amish have no senses of humor?)