How often do you wash your car, and how do you like your eggs?

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Do you honk while getting it washed, and do you salt your eggs during cooking or after?

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[+3] - farmerman - 10/23/2013[url] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKCE_lLdn08 [/url] NOW WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR THE INCREDIBLE EGG WASHER??? 95 DOLLARS ???????? SHEEEEIT NO !!!!!...

@chai2,

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How often do you wash your car,

About once each 32 years, with my sons' help

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and how do you like your eggs?

scrambled or over medium, but why

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Do you honk while getting it washed,

No but is that a custom somewhere

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and do you salt your eggs during cooking or after?

No

But Chai please reveal the motive behind these q's

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@chai2,

1) never, or maybe once a year.

2) if I make scrambled eggs or an omelet, the salt, low, and pepper, mucho, plus stuff is in the mix. Making an omelet, cheese is tossed in.

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I never eat breakfast while washing the car--poached, please, on light rye toast.

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1.Car washing. Never.

2. How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized.

I will never sell my vagina or uterus either, but may consider a quick wash and wax.

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@Lordyaswas,

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2. How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized.

Lordy yes, that red dot with the tiny filaments makes one feel he's participating in an abortion

But Chai where are you, why do you need this kind of input

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@chai2,

my truck has been rinsed. once.

the car is black, so it gets washed after dirt road driving...

and my horn is broken, but I am good with my finger.

I like my eggs fresh and still warm from the chicken...

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@chai2,

I rarely wash my car - I leave that to my husband (there are some useful things about having a husband). Not sure if I even thought about honking while getting it washed - I will try next time.

My eggs I like as an omlette or eggs benedict - preferred. But usually take the easy route via over easy. I usually salt while cooking.

And I easily see the relationship. IE you can cook an egg on a hot car.

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@chai2,

I like my eggs cooked scrambled on a overheated v6 engine. Of course there's this dude who constantly yells at me claiming its his taxi and I should stop prying the hood open on his car and stop trying to cook my breakfast on his idling engine.

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@Rockhead,

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I like my eggs fresh and still warm from the chicken...

ugh....I think I'm gonna upchuck a little.

do you clean the chicken crap off it before eating?

So, what do they do to rinse the eggs off before they put them in the carton?
Is it just a high pressure hose, or is some kind of chemical involved?

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@chai2,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKCE_lLdn08

NOW WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR THE INCREDIBLE EGG WASHER???

95 DOLLARS ????????

SHEEEEIT NO !!!!!

FOR THE INCREDIBLE PRICE OF 19.99 WE WILL SEND YOU NOT ONE BUT TWO INCREIBLE EGG WASHERS (scnd eg wshr y py sperte handling an pstge0

YES NOW YOU CAN HVE INCREIBLE **** FREE EGGS RIGHT FROM THE CHIKENS FEATHERY ASS.

Y'al thank me when yll don't get enterotoxemia or shigelosis

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@chai2,

How often do you wash your car?
Never

How do you like your eggs?
I like 'em fine I do.

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btw folks

Washing your car includes paying someone or something else to do it.

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@chai2,

Everyone should own a drill rig and a crew to keep it running. Those guys love to see the company cars kept clean and running

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@chai2,

In that case...every 2 weeks

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@farmerman,

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Everyone should own a drill rig and a crew to keep it running. Those guys love to see the company cars kept clean and running

Fuckin' A Tweety.

Next Door Neighbor Bill is an Enginbineer, and his vehicle gleams

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@Finn dAbuzz,

Finn dAbuzz wrote:

How do you like your eggs?
I like 'em fine I do.

Then she says "No, I mean how do you like them cooked"

"Yes, cooked is better"

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@roger,

roger wrote:

Finn dAbuzz wrote:

How do you like your eggs?
I like 'em fine I do.

Then she says "No, I mean how do you like them cooked"

"Yes, cooked is better"

I have heard Wally say that to waitresses for over 20 years now.

It just never gets old. Rolling Eyes

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@chai2,

Rockhead wrote:
I like my eggs fresh and still warm from the chicken...

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ugh....I think I'm gonna upchuck a little.

Chai I agree most wholeheartedly. Like, we don't need to remind our breakfast partner than cows' milk is 0.1% urine

But again Chai, unless secret for some reason, why the interest in us guys' habits

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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

Do you honk while getting it washed, and do you salt your eggs during cooking or after?

I never get someone to wash it for me and I never put salt on my eggs.

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