How many times have you almost died?I almost died alot!

What would you guys think if I told you how many times I have almost died?I was hit by a car when I was 7 but I came out unharmed in fact I left a huge dent in the cadalac that hit me,I was once poisoned with enough disinfectant when I was 5 to kill 3 grown men but some how I survived,I was poisoned again with a mouth ful of fire work powder to kill me when I was 9 but that didn't kill me I once fell in my rest room and hit my neck with what was supposed to be enough force to break it but it didn't kill me when I was 14,and last year I rode on the hood of a car and flew off and hit the car infront of it which have broke my back when I was 13 and if your wondering why I rode the hood it was because I was really dumb I am only 14 and have almost died so many times should I really be dead?and how many times have you almost died?