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HAPPY 4th OF JULY, EVERYONE!!!!!

 
 
Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 04:49 am

HAPPY 4th OF JULY, EVERYONE!!!!!

Please observe CAUTION in your celebratory gunfire!

U shud not discharge your firearms in an upward direction,
because those slugs r going to end up SOMEWHERE,
or in someone. Thay showed a woman on TV who was
hit by celebratory gunfire last 4th of July
when she was hit by a falling slug,
causing a nasty chestwound, with an unsightly scar.

Thay said on the news that 2 other women
elsewhere were also hit, albeit with lesser injuries,
but please be careful !!


Some among us will be satisfied
with firecrackers, Roman candles and M-8Os.





David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 05:11 am

Please do not aim celebratory gunfire
at the English, because thay already gave up
and, in fairness: thay did their part
to make the 4th of July what it is today.





David
roger
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 05:58 am
@OmSigDAVID,
Frightfully generous of you, old boy!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:23 am
@OmSigDAVID,
So, instead of firing Upward, I shall now fire my 30-06 at a shallow angle to the horizon? Wont that exacerbate the severity of a potential exit wound?

I can say that C-4 givs me a splitting headache. (All those vasodilators in the smoke)

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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:27 am
@OmSigDAVID,
If you lot aimed celebratory gunfire at the English, you'd probably just about hit France.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:32 am
@Lordyaswas,
DO you know what George III posted in his blog on this day in 1776?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:39 am
@farmerman,
"Bugger me Porphyria, get me my elephant gun"?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:47 am
@Lordyaswas,
Or.......

"Don't worry lads, they call it friendly fire....."
roger
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 07:54 am
@Lordyaswas,
Or.......

"So the colonials signed a piece of paper. And. . . ?"
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 08:09 am
@roger,
Or......
If you're finding it hard to hate 'em lads, just remember that three Georges from now they'll be in London and seducing your women with chocolates!
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 09:01 am
@Lordyaswas,
No, George noted in his diary that "Absolutely nothing has happened today
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 09:19 am
@farmerman,
Was that just before or after they noticed the purple fluid in his potty?
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 09:28 am
@OmSigDAVID,
yeehaa!!
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/guns/banana-gun.gif
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Brandon9000
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 10:00 am
"...and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do."

Thank you, Thomas Jefferson.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 10:04 am
@Brandon9000,
.......and what other Acts and Things they've done!

Have a great day, USA.

No hard feelings.

<sob>
Brandon9000
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 10:31 am
Here is a nice description of the second war of independence and the origin of the national anthem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKfw8nysLA
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 01:48 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

.......and what other Acts and Things they've done!

Have a great day, USA.

No hard feelings.

<sob>
One of my favorite Acts and Things
happened on July 20, 1969: America 's first manned landing on the Moon.
It took us 4 days to get up there.
I watched it all on TV, in my bedroom.




David
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 02:33 pm
@Brandon9000,
were celebrating all kinds of military nd separatist thingies this week.
1Independence day----check

2 150th anniversary reenactment of the battle of Gettysburg---check

3, War on the towns along the Chepeake n Delaware Bays during 183 (War of 1812)---check

4Two Tractor tires for the price of ONE at Tractor Supply, thus honoring our War dead---check (I think)
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vonny
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 02:53 pm
Happy Fourth of July!

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/229/cache/news-fireworks_22906_600x450.jpg
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:26 pm
http://www.matt-hughes.com/images/July4th.jpg
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/4/8/5/0/5/ar127821491850584.gif
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