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Thu 27 Jun, 2013 06:50 pm
Enough of these wimpy stories allow only 2, 3 or 4 words. Let's flesh this out with 15 words per post
Hazel the duckling didn't know what to do. He work up that morning and discovered
Hazel the duckling didn't know what to do. He work up that morning and discovered
that his sibling ducklings had sunk and were not coming up. Where's my mama duck
@edgarblythe,
and why did kyle, otis, emily and jenna sink? Maybe she wasn't feeding us right.
@chai2,
and why am I called Hazel - I'm a boy duckling, my name should be Elvis
@vonny,
Ah, no matter. Point is I can float, and float off I shall. Gathering up
@chai2,
my feathers, off I sail into the sunset, waving goodbye, and blowing kisses as I
@vonny,
stealthily check my wallet to see if he has enough to pick up a prostitiute.
@chai2,
Meanwhile, over in the bushes, Orville reached over for the toilet paper and mistakenly grabbed...
@Lordyaswas,
a pair of tongs he'd been heating over a bunson burner. As a result, Orville
@chai2,
is now walking around with a pronounced limp - the poor chap is so short-sighted
@vonny,
when he came across Hazel, paddling furiously against the current, he thought he had found
@chai2,
his long lost father, Edgar Duck - but no, Hazel hit him with her Gucci umbrella
@vonny,
Hazel, being supremely annoyed he kept being referred to as a girl, decided to vacate
@chai2,
......his pink fairytale castle near the swamp, and purchase a pair of tweed trousers to....
@Lordyaswas,
prove to Vonny that he WAS a boy, and that Hazel WAS a boy's name!
@vonny,
and that was when the thread received it's
NSFW rating, and hazel, after being depantsed...
@Rockhead,
took to wearing a kilt, thus satisfying Rockhead, and modestly announcing to the world that
@vonny,
the boys are happier when they can breathe.
many city folks don't know...
@Rockhead,
the truth about good 'ol country stuff like that, but it pays to learn the
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