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neverending story - 15 word edition

 
 
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jul, 2013 02:53 pm
@vonny,
art of testicular ventilation, before going out on a first date.

When a girl first.....
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jul, 2013 07:16 pm
@Lordyaswas,
realizes the problem most males have "down there", first she'll titter and blush, then empathise.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 03:25 am
@chai2,
She od'd then felt the down button. Witch hazel could she spin it on now?
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 03:56 am
@laughoutlood,
Their time in C R edged toward the cutting. But did they go deep enough?
vonny
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jul, 2013 03:22 pm
@oolongteasup,
Not really - so they decided to get on the next boat and sail off into
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 02:22 am
@vonny,
......the tunnel of love, whereupon a transvestite Carney by the name of Miriam, undid her...
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 04:41 am
@Lordyaswas,
... it was the making of her ; painless panache and a buoyant inflammatory flamboyancy: ever grifting.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jul, 2013 05:47 pm
@laughoutlood,
A grifter, don't mistake for a grafter, Miriam no gardener she. Orville, Miriam & Hazel...
vonny
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 03:35 am
@chai2,
ran off, laughing and yelling noisily, their hair flying in the wind, waving madly as
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:23 am
@vonny,
they declared themselves the Trinity, the 3 musketeers, shouting let presidents serve a third term.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:36 am
@chai2,
Meanwhile, across the vast Atlantic, an Englishman stopped weeding, stood up straight and lit his...
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 06:49 am
@Lordyaswas,
gaseous emanations with a burner.Then he said loudly" Blimey, I wonder what will happen ifI ..."
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 07:00 am
@farmerman,
bottle this stuff and put it on the market? I'd make a killing, literally. While...
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 07:07 am
@chai2,
....his eyes watered, he'd retained enough air in his lungs to stagger away to....
chai2
 
  1  
Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 11:03 am
@Lordyaswas,
fall amidst a patch of reefer. "Bloody hell", he thought, "I've gone and crushed the....
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 11:06 am
@chai2,
..........only working testicle, kindly donated by cousin Gustav in the hope that the resulting offspring...
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 11:16 am
@Lordyaswas,
would be genitically identical to castrati." Piqued that his only hope of support lay in
vonny
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 01:38 pm
@chai2,
an English country garden, he e-mailed his cousin in Poland - "Hi there, Jerzy" he wrote,
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 02:53 pm
@vonny,
"To jest Jerome. Nie chcę z Tobą rozmawiać. Czy mogę mówić z Ewa? Jesteś głupi."
vonny
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jul, 2013 02:57 pm
@chai2,
"Czy ktoś tu mówi po angielsku?" There was no reply, so he decided to sing
 

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