Sodastream

Sodastream cola tastes like piss.

It tastes as good as any other overly sweetened water with fake food coloring and flavor.

I love my SodaStream, but I only use it to carbonate water. I never add any sweetener.

I go against the grain of almost everyone and drink, from time to time, gaseous natural mineral water with reported minerals. Gerolsteiner, for example. I've no idea how true their readings (found online) are but it beats some spritzed CO2 in my view.