re Roger, in my continuing quest to get a particular model of smartphone (which will go unnamed) that will work for longer than six weeks (they've replaced it three times so far), from a carrier (which will also go unnamed), I ended up talking to the tech support guy (with a very strong Indian accent, no Omahan he) about the weather (snowing here then, hot there). I asked him where he was, and he told me he was in "Tuck-son". Having myself spent some time in that pleasant Arizona town we all know as "Two-sahn", I decided that if he wanted to think cowboy thoughts and pretend he was there instead of whever he was on the Indian subcontinent, I would play along.