Ah, recipes + zombie killing! I wonder what demographic that appeals to.
I don't know the extent of that demographic, though I do know I belong to it.
As for Rachael Ray, I figure she's already one of 'em.
Obviously she is one.
She probably has tiny little zombie feet too. Small feet seem correlated to reduced mental capabilities.
Look at babies, hardly a bright one in the bunch.
Now I know some people are going to object... "Hey Matt you are abusing statistical correlation!
Well fine. Maybe I am.
But this does not change the facts that Rachael Ray is irrationally happy all the time, and babies are constantly giggling over the stupidest things.
For instance, the other day I was at my parent's house. They always have foster kids. Without fail, every time I make a silly face at one of the babies, those little monsters giggle like school girls.