I Am a Delicate Little Flower

Ah, recipes + zombie killing! I wonder what demographic that appeals to.

I enjoy most cooking shows when I catch them. Iron Chef would be far more ritualistic in their zombie slaying. Emeril Lagasses would yell "Bam!" a lot but would not be able to outrun them. Tyler Florence would explain how to properly season a cast iron skillet prior to whapping a zombie in its fool head with it. Paula Deen would kill them with big sticks of butter. As for Rachael Ray, I figure she's already one of 'em.

I don't know the extent of that demographic, though I do know I belong to it.

Obviously she is one.
She probably has tiny little zombie feet too. Small feet seem correlated to reduced mental capabilities.
Look at babies, hardly a bright one in the bunch.
Now I know some people are going to object... "Hey Matt you are abusing statistical correlation!"
Well fine. Maybe I am.
But this does not change the facts that Rachael Ray is irrationally happy all the time, and babies are constantly giggling over the stupidest things.
For instance, the other day I was at my parent's house. They always have foster kids. Without fail, every time I make a silly face at one of the babies, those little monsters giggle like school girls.
Ridiculousness.

Matt, have you read "The Aetiology and Treatment of Childhood" as published in the Journal of Polymorphous Perversity"?


http://users.erols.com/geary/psychology/publication.htm

That made my day. Funny references too. lol

Astounding. That is easily the most convincing psychological treatise I have ever read.

Thank you DLowan.
Love it.
Perhaps my previous comments were slightly discriminatory. I do hope all those afflicted do get the help that they so desperately need.

Thereby leaving Rachael Ray as a mystery. Perhaps we'll never know what goes on in her perfectly coiffed head.

She still needs treatment...
A victim of her circumstance.
Let's not forget the important paternalistic role of medicine in treating victims.