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I Am a Delicate Little Flower

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 20 Mar, 2013 06:49 am
Ah, recipes + zombie killing! I wonder what demographic that appeals to.

I enjoy most cooking shows when I catch them. Iron Chef would be far more ritualistic in their zombie slaying. Emeril Lagasses would yell "Bam!" a lot but would not be able to outrun them. Tyler Florence would explain how to properly season a cast iron skillet prior to whapping a zombie in its fool head with it. Paula Deen would kill them with big sticks of butter. As for Rachael Ray, I figure she's already one of 'em.
MattDavis
 
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Reply Wed 20 Mar, 2013 12:21 pm
@jespah,
Jespah wrote:
Ah, recipes + zombie killing! I wonder what demographic that appeals to.

I don't know the extent of that demographic, though I do know I belong to it.
Jespah wrote:
As for Rachael Ray, I figure she's already one of 'em.

Obviously she is one.
She probably has tiny little zombie feet too. Small feet seem correlated to reduced mental capabilities.
Look at babies, hardly a bright one in the bunch.
Now I know some people are going to object... "Hey Matt you are abusing statistical correlation!"
Well fine. Maybe I am.
But this does not change the facts that Rachael Ray is irrationally happy all the time, and babies are constantly giggling over the stupidest things.
For instance, the other day I was at my parent's house. They always have foster kids. Without fail, every time I make a silly face at one of the babies, those little monsters giggle like school girls.
Ridiculousness.
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 02:43 am
@MattDavis,
Matt, have you read "The Aetiology and Treatment of Childhood" as published in the Journal of Polymorphous Perversity"?


http://users.erols.com/geary/psychology/publication.htm
Ice Demon
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 05:53 am
@dlowan,
That made my day. Funny references too. lol
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 07:01 am
@dlowan,
Astounding. That is easily the most convincing psychological treatise I have ever read.
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MattDavis
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 10:27 am
@dlowan,
Thank you DLowan.
Love it.
The Etiology and Treatment of Childhood wrote:
Clearly, children are an "out-group." Because of their intellectual handicap, children are even denied the right to vote. From the sociologist's perspective, treatment should be aimed at helping assimilate children into mainstream society. Unfortunately, some victims are so incapacitated by their childhood that they are simply not competent to work. One promising rehabilitaion program (Spanky and Alfalfa, 1978) has trained victims of severe childhood to sell lemonade.
Perhaps my previous comments were slightly discriminatory. I do hope all those afflicted do get the help that they so desperately need.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 11:46 am
@MattDavis,
Thereby leaving Rachael Ray as a mystery. Perhaps we'll never know what goes on in her perfectly coiffed head.
MattDavis
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 02:25 pm
@jespah,
She still needs treatment...
A victim of her circumstance.
Let's not forget the important paternalistic role of medicine in treating victims.
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