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Tomorrow is the Pope's last day...

 
 
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 06:58 am
@izzythepush,
there was a fault in the public address system which led to many of the Pope's words getting mixed up in the machinery and coming out of the speakers in the wrong order.

This is great.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 07:09 am
@chai2,
If you think that's bad, look at what the ABof C has been up to.

Quote:
LAMBETH Palace moved quickly last night to quash rumours that the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams is an owl after it was reported that he coughed up a pellet containing mouse bones onto the Queen's shoe.
The incident is said to have taken place at a banquet following the state opening of Parliament. The Archbishop was talking to the Queen, but then seemed to get distracted.

"I saw him jerk his head a few times," said one horrified onlooker. "Then he rolled his eyes right up into his head and coughed up this disgusting, brown furry thing the size of a grapefruit," he continued.

A spokesman for the General Synod admitted that Dr Williams had coughed up a foreign object onto the Queen's foot, but denied that it contained mouse bones. When asked if it contained the bones of a shrew or vole, he refused to comment further.


http://www.viz.co.uk/articles.html?002
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 07:23 am
@izzythepush,
She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

Well, I got better.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 08:00 am
Can you hear the love, compassion, and understanding here?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 08:18 am
@Frank Apisa,
I think he is playing "Walk Away, Renee"...

(I'm glad to see the last of him personally, and not enthused about chances for change)
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 08:43 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

We don't have to contribute for some phony gift, do we?

A new hat?
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 08:52 am
@DrewDad,
Somethin' with a brim, to keep the rain off . . .
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 09:02 am
The question is, will he be able to cope with a new wardrobe . . .
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 11:30 am
@Setanta,
Perhaps he should underwrite a new animated series called "Mitre Mouse."
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 11:37 am
@DrewDad,
I hope that he doesn't file for Unemployment benefits or Social Security.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 07:34 pm
@Ragman,
Before he decides what to do, he's gonna take a little R&R



http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/67000/Pope-Benedict-at-the-Beach-67484.jpg
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 07:44 pm
@chai2,
Arrrggh...my EYES! I'm praying I never see that again.
Sharkey
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 08:14 pm
@Ragman,
You don't like the altar ego?
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hamburgboy
 
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Reply Thu 28 Feb, 2013 08:25 pm
at last ( ex-pope ) Benedict will be able to enjoy his beer in peace and quiet !

http://www.weideneder.com/papstbier/33-papst-bier-en.html

         http://sim-buy.de/pics/05-2005/papst_bier.jpg

EIN PROSIT !
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Sharkey
 
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Reply Fri 1 Mar, 2013 07:24 am
@Ragman,
How the Pope's Retirement Package Compares to Yours
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Mar, 2013 11:38 pm
I heard he's lined up a gig as a spokesperson for Mickey D's.

http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/funny+pope+thread+GO+_1553714b3f5ad83b721f68f3a5a954eb.png
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Nordeman
 
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Reply Mon 4 Mar, 2013 03:36 pm
He was not bad Pope Smile Wish him a luck!
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 13 Mar, 2013 05:02 pm
Meet the new boss.......same as the old boss.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/13/1363202311804/8e95fccb-41d5-47a7-8cfa-2a5f5aec7697-460x276.jpeg
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