The keep him penned up and feed him red meat and black powder most of the time and then let him out to run and attack occasionally, all the time complaining about negative campaigning and groundless accusations that aren't even accusations.
Please think back to when all of us were hanging out on the playground together because nothing ever really changes.
Even you conservatives know damn well if you'll admit it only to yourself that kids who acted like cheney and bush would be last chosen for the team, popped on the ass with a wet towel and would be eating lunch by themselves. These were the safety patrol boys who got kids called to the office and then got slapped around or just plain ignored at recess by the regular kids.
http://www.drudgereport.com/flash7dc.htm
Man these guys are soooo transparent.