What is a good the NEW YEAR present to get my boyfriend?

Depends if you are having money to pay for trainers.. Nice ones that friends wear..

Or are only having money for what has not got, maybe cheap game for his console from cheap places online, or a drink on the town for a few hours, at your expense since your gift.

I am not prepare the gifts to my lover.
But is advice.

EDIT:
Is not all places having new year gifts.
Here not.. Instead Christmas.
May you be blessed.

You give gifts on new year's? Cripes, Hallmark's missing an entire gift-giving holiday.

I am going to give my lover some baby whale meat for New Years.

Killed it myself, that's how much I love my lover.

Last year I made him sluggish with goat meat.

I am not of the nature of humanity, I have been re-written to fulfill functions men do not wish to perform.

Having a lover is an impossibility, though a potential mate often does not realize this.

Keeping a lover is possible, though to do so betrays ethical values to those who will not tell entire lies.

I apologize that I did not make myself clear.

Wait a minute. Aren't you the one who removed your snail's shell to make it go faster, and it just got kind of sluggish?