Dewars in Chocolate Milk over rocks.
My wife calls it a DEWAHREA
Many years ago, I "invented" a drink for an up-scale party (in The Hamptons) where I was going to be a bartender. Frank Sinatra was going to be the guest of honor. I was in charge of instruction at the Bartender School that was going to supply the 5 bartenders/waiters...and held a contest to invent a drink to honor Sinatra.
I warned all the students...don't worry too much about the ingredients...concentrate on the name. Fuzzy Navel, Sex on the Beach and **** like that are not popular because of taste...but because of the name.
I was the sole judge, and as luck would have it, I ended up winning.
My invention was just a Tom Collins with a shot of Blue Curacao in it. It was in a tall glass...filled with ice. Easy to name that one: Ole Blue Ice.