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Who Should Play Jesus in New Film?

 
 
Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 07:51 pm
Denzel Washington tops list of actors who should play Jesus
By Courtney Hazlett, TODAY
It's fun to play armchair director, and tapping into that fantasy is exactly what Vanity Fair and "60 Minutes" did in a new online poll. They asked: "If you were directing a new film version of the New Testament, which actor would you cast to play Jesus?"
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 07:57 pm
I am thinking, either Johnny Depp or Kevin Spacey. Johnny could give it that Michael Jackson/Willie Wonka persona. Kevin could play Jesus looking back from the perspective of the older man Jesus might have been, had he not been crucified so young - the way he did Bobby Darin.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 08:02 pm
@edgarblythe,
Homer Simpson, hands down.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 08:07 pm
@edgarblythe,
There is only one answer. Rolling Eyes



Jesus Christ should make his acting debut by playing himself.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 08:37 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/W/Henry-Winkler-9542299-1-402.jpg
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 08:43 pm
deNiro's probably too old by now. At one time he would have been perfect. Or, maybe, Tom Hanks. But, again, age is creeping up. What was Jesus -- in his 30s, supposedly? -- when they nailed him up?
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Enzo
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 08:49 pm
@edgarblythe,
Christian Bale, just after seeing this yesterday.
(Explicit)


http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/1/20/12/enhanced-buzz-2453-1295545296-1.jpg

Anger + Long Hair = Awesome Jesus

aspvenom
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 09:11 pm
@Enzo,
OH MY GAWD, Jesus is BATMAN! Who knew?
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 11:19 pm
I think Johnny Depp playing Jesus a la his Captain Jack Sparrow persona would be totally awesome.
hawkeye10
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2012 11:40 pm
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:

I think Johnny Depp playing Jesus a la his Captain Jack Sparrow persona would be totally awesome.

depp is 50yo, Jesus died at 30yo...i think not.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 03:12 am
Could we have someone who at least looks like a Jew?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 03:32 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Could we have someone who at least looks like a Jew?

How about Jon Stewart?
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 04:02 am
Can he act?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 04:27 am
Not sure how old Denzel Washington is, but he is much older than 33. My favorite movie Jesus is Max von Sydow. Getting serious for the moment, I don't know enough younger actors to have a good opinion.
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 04:28 am
@edgarblythe,
sean penn
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 04:29 am
@tsarstepan,
Since when did Jesus look like a Jew?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 01:29 pm
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:

Since when did Jesus look like a Jew?


Not in any of the movies or paintings I've ever seen.
thack45
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 01:41 pm
seth rogen
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Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 01:42 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
God forbid he looks Jewish, right?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 01:43 pm
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:

God forbid he looks Jewish, right?

Yep. That would have been blasphemous. Wink
 

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