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Thu 26 Feb, 2004 02:34 pm
Friends, midgets, and women who keep sending me naked pictures of themselves: in about a week and a half, you will not see much Slappy Doo Hoo anymore. Why, you ask? Why put us through the terror of no Slappy Doo Hoo?
I've become a full time Hooters girl.
Long days of selling wings and pitchers of beer, while wearing a wig, lipstick, and big fake boobs. Making tips.
Seriously though...got a new job in outside sales. I'll most likely be on the road every day. And I'll be in NY for a couple weeks starting the Monday after next.
So get in as much as me as you can. Tell me how much of a pig I am, and why I'll go to hell for laughing at people who walk around in public wearing helmets, and sharing my sick pervisions about sex with Thai she-male midgets.
Oh, and if you need a used car in the next week, I'll hook you up huge. Slappy's going out of business sale. I am now slicking back my eyebrows....
You mean to say I'll no longer see you hanging around just outside Kabloom, flashing the local talent and singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" at the top of your lungs?
Oh, and where in NY? Should I warn my folks?
Jespah, I always find time to flash people outside Kabloom...
And the training is in Melville, Long Island.
Hey, congrats, Slappy! I'll miss ya, really truly.
What sort of "outside sales"? Still cars?
Bummer! Please pop in now and then, if you can.
oh, yeah, congrats! I know you've been trying to get a new job for some time now.
Slappy, what excellent news. I hope you show everybody how it's done. Congrats!!!
Stop in every once in a while...Slap jacking the site, as it were.
oh no, slappy's being loosed upon ny!
btw, congratulations on the new job.
I don't understand. You are going to be forever bereft of a computer???? Slappy, my/our doo hoo, you and I don't talk much but I'll miss you bunches. PLEASE consider purchase of a runaround laptop.
Yrs truly.
I'll take the economy pack of Slappy-Doo-Hoos, does that mean I'm able to up-size and get a free set of steak knives?
Congrats slappy !! Don't be a stranger - though I will enjoy looking at yr bum when you are walking away
Congratulations Slappy!
And I'm afraid to call you a pig. I don't want to attract any sorta Slappy Doo Hoo attention to myself.
*pauses and then runs outta the room*
Hey, congrats on the new job (sorry, too distracted to say so before
). The training won't be too far from where my folks live. Please try to restrain yourself from hitting on my mother.
Thank you.
Damn, we NEED our injection (don't take that the wrong way) of slappy regularly!
So does this mean you are no longer a used-car-saleman? You've just ruined my fantasy of you.
If it only were a fantasy, heeven...
Congrats, man! Whatcha gonna do? Sell rocks in Saudi Arabia? Does your new employer really know you, personally? Is that why you wont be able2know?
Ah, and I'll tell all the she-male thai midgets in my hood where you are... Don't wanna have them frightened, right?
Gautum...I don't know what to say to that!
Jespah, don't worry...I promise, your mom is in GOOOOOD hands with me...
I'll still be coming on here, but I'll probably just check in at night. I don't know if I'll be using a laptop or not yet.
And it's not selling cars, but I'll be working with dealerships+banks..it's selling software/financial products. Seems like a pretty kick ass opportunity.
Thank ya'll for the congrats!
Slappy speechless ? Selling to banks eh ? U'd better start sucking upto me buddy !!
... butbutbut, slappy, did ya just tell us yer growing up???
Sounds like a really good oppurtunity, man!
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