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Sat 28 Jul, 2012 07:15 pm
Is the theory of bollocks a load of bollocks and does anyone give a bollocks.
Maybe I'm a bollocks, I have a bollocks but does that make me a bollocks?.
It's a fact that many of those without a bollocks have it in for those lucky ones with a bollocks,
just look at how many of those with a bollocks lose their bollocks in the divorce courts.
Sure it's all bollocks.
Incidentally stay healthy and check your bollocks every so often.
@Lustig Andrei,
O' my! am I making a testicle, oops I mean a spectacle of myself?.
@eurocelticyankee,
No, you'd have to fall into a vat of molten optical glass to make a spectacle of yourself, euro.
@Lustig Andrei,
Trust me, I can make a spectacle of myself with no help at all.
Hawaii ..... hmm, it was only a matter of time before molten came into it. he he.
I bet there's a bollocks or two under some of them grass skirts. lol..
I visited the Hoover Dam last summer. It was really hot. The security asked me did I have a dam pass.
I said, "Yes, and very sweaty bollocks."
@edgarblythe,
he he Ed, as my granny used to say to me as she blessed me with holy water going out the door; "I hope you have clean underwear on you, just in case", LOL, she had a way about her.... good advice though Ed.
Not to laugh, euro. Once a long time ago, I went out with zero underwear on. Something happened to rip my pants and I had to walk several blocks to a tailer's shop to borrow needle and thread.
@edgarblythe,
jeez Ed!, I wouldn't dream of laughing at your predicament......
he he
I hope it was a good windy day; you know, air out your bollocks for you.
Ahhh... nothing like a cool breeze blowing on your bollocks.
@edgarblythe,
Quote:I had to walk several blocks to a tailer's shop to borrow needle and thread.
Borrow a needle and thread from a tailor?
Isn't that like going to the backdoor of a restaurant and asking if you can whip up a couple of nice steaks and maybe a bit of salad?
Joe(I won't be any trouble at all)Nation
@Joe Nation,
The man was very sympathetic. The incident happened in Long Beach, CA, I think, but my memory is a bit clouded.
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