My neighbor is weird.

From all appearances here, so are you.

From all appearances here, you're a sorry ass excuse for a human being. Hell, from all appearances here, you're a sorry ass excuse for a piece of slime.

My weird neighbor can't hold a candle to that.

That must have been some big load of piss that you got in your Cheerios this morning......

LOL

I have my share of weird neighbors, I feel for ya

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy. A good person too.

It's like if someone doesn't program something into his app, it would never occur to him to do it on his own.

I was sitting at the dining room table, taking some pictures for ebay, and I saw him bring out the lawn mower. Like us, he doesn't have a lawn, as far a grass, just what is on the swale. We both have all garden.
He fires up the mower, mows the 20 or so paces, and stops exactly where the property line is, inside of walking 15 more seconds and finishing off ours as well.

Not that I expect it, but jeez.

To give a little background, in my neighborhood people are always just doing little somethings because "I was doing ours anyway."

On Tuesdays, whoever gets out of the house first, my Wally, or our neighbor Bill, they take the garbage, recyling down to the street. Same way with whoever gets home first. If someone's bougainvellia looks thirsty, I turn the hose on it.
I don't think he has the capicity for that type of thinking. I know he wasn't raised that way, since we're friends with his parents.

<shrugs> He can just be kinda odd.

Could be a lot worse. I just found it amusing watching him mow for like 20 seconds.

You want neighbors to watch, try moving in with Linky.

Yep - you got that one right - although the weirdo is no longer our neighbor....

Yep - you got that one right - although the weirdo is no longer our neighbor....

Also try weird and mean...