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IF I PEE INTO A CONDOM WHILE JACKIN' OFF, WILL MY HAMSTER DIE?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 08:36 am
What about the gerbil?
 
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 08:49 am
@Setanta,
Well Setanrashknob this is a verry seerus question.... is your sister perhaps want you... is hamster in condom?.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 08:50 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

IF I PEE INTO A CONDOM WHILE JACKIN' OFF, WILL MY HAMSTER DIE?

I certainly hope so.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 09:39 am
@eurocelticyankee,
Why would my sister put a hamster in my condom?
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 09:45 am
@Setanta,
I dunno, ask her.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 12:00 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
Why would my sister put a hamster in my condom?


To help you fill it out?

To tickle your fancy?

Because she had to park it somewhere when she cleaned its cage?

Because the hamster was horny?

You and your sister have a most unnatural relationship. That you have dragged an innocent underage hamster into it, for a sick ménage à trois, is unforgivable. PETA has been notified--by the hamster, who has also retained an attorney for purposes of filing a civil sexual assault lawsuit against both of you. Additional damages will be sought for the utter humiliation to the hamster caused by your urination.

The ASPCA will also now monitor and supervise all contacts between you and your household pets.

People like you are turning A2K into a haven for pervs.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 12:02 pm
@firefly,
firefly wrote:
People like you are turning A2K into a haven for pervs.


Woo-Hoo ! ! !
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 12:04 pm
I have to pee, but I don't have a condom.

WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!????

HELP, I REALLY HAVE TO GO!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 12:09 pm
Here . . . use this hamster . . .
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 12:20 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
Here . . . use this hamster . . .

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u205/Jacksparrow2406/duh-hamster.jpg
PETA!!! HELP!!!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 01:20 pm
Chai has to pee. Does that mean I'm pregnant?
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 01:23 pm
@boomerang,
It ain't mine ! ! !
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 01:36 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

firefly wrote:
People like you are turning A2K into a haven for pervs.


Woo-Hoo ! ! !


and some of us appreciate it.....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 01:37 pm
Thanks, Boss . . .
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 01:43 pm
@Setanta,
Don't be silly. My sister is my baby daddy.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 01:48 pm
@boomerang,
She dint use no condominimum, huh?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 02:18 pm
@Setanta,
As Sigmund Freud once said to one of his patients: "Get off my couch! You're SICK!"
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 02:29 pm
@Setanta,
No. She'd eaten at Taco Bell earlier that day so we thought we were safe.
Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 02:32 pm
@boomerang,
That sounds like gas. phhhhhhhhwwww
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 02:42 pm
Wait, I didn't have to pee.

I was just ignoring boomerang to show her how I don't care and won't answer her texts.

Do you think I should still show up to get that tattoo with her?
 

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