IF I PEE INTO A CONDOM WHILE JACKIN' OFF, WILL MY HAMSTER DIE?

Well Setanrashknob this is a verry seerus question.... is your sister perhaps want you... is hamster in condom?.

I certainly hope so.

Why would my sister put a hamster in my condom?

I dunno, ask her.

To help you fill it out?

To tickle your fancy?

Because she had to park it somewhere when she cleaned its cage?

Because the hamster was horny?

You and your sister have a most unnatural relationship. That you have dragged an innocent underage hamster into it, for a sick ménage à trois, is unforgivable. PETA has been notified--by the hamster, who has also retained an attorney for purposes of filing a civil sexual assault lawsuit against both of you. Additional damages will be sought for the utter humiliation to the hamster caused by your urination.

The ASPCA will also now monitor and supervise all contacts between you and your household pets.

People like you are turning A2K into a haven for pervs.

Woo-Hoo ! ! !

I have to pee, but I don't have a condom.

WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!????

HELP, I REALLY HAVE TO GO!

Here . . . use this hamster . . .

PETA!!! HELP!!!

Chai has to pee. Does that mean I'm pregnant?

It ain't mine ! ! !

and some of us appreciate it.....

Thanks, Boss . . .

Don't be silly. My sister is my baby daddy.

She dint use no condominimum, huh?

As Sigmund Freud once said to one of his patients: "Get off my couch! You're SICK!"

No. She'd eaten at Taco Bell earlier that day so we thought we were safe.

That sounds like gas. phhhhhhhhwwww

Wait, I didn't have to pee.

I was just ignoring boomerang to show her how I don't care and won't answer her texts.

Do you think I should still show up to get that tattoo with her?