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IF I PEE INTO A CONDOM WHILE JACKIN' OFF, WILL MY HAMSTER DIE?

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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 02:46 pm
@chai2,
Yeah . . . but you should wear some protection . . . maybe a hoodie . . .

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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 03:04 pm
Can I get pregnant from meeting Chia for tattoos if I pee in a condom and forget to feed my hamster?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 03:13 pm
We should get Soz in here, she knows all about that sex stuff.
sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 03:24 pm
@Setanta,
Hi.

Obviously if they get tattoos together they'll both get pregnant. If they just avoid the tattoos they should be fine.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 03:35 pm
What if the hamster gets tattooed?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 03:37 pm
@jespah,
hamsters prefer piercings to tattoos, I believe...
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 03:57 pm
@sozobe,
Well sure, if we wear hats and take along the weasel.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 04:10 pm
@boomerang,
Is it necessary to sing, "Pop Goes the Weasel" if the condom breaks? Will that help to prevent pregnancy?
boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 06:16 pm
@firefly,
I think that only works when your with a relative.

Maybe we'd better ask Soz......
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 07:00 pm
This Yahoo answer may be quite helpful:

Quote:


Resolved Question:

Is it alright to use a skinned hamster as a condom? I'm short of condoms and my boyfriend is cuming over later. He loves animals but usually forgets to bring condoms. Is it alright to skin my hamster and use it as a condom?

Asked by ? - 3 years ago

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091018064213AAZTfK5
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 07:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
Why does it sound like something Gustav Ratzenhofer would have posted?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 07:14 pm
What's a condom? Is it a small condominium?

Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 07:35 pm
@the prince,
No, it's like mustard or catsup or relish -- stuff you put, like, on a hot dog or hamburger.
parados
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 07:35 pm
@the prince,
No, a small condo is a condo-minimum.
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 07:41 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:

No, it's like mustard or catsup or relish -- stuff you put, like, on a hot dog or hamburger.


Hot dog I can understand, but hamburger?????
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2012 07:54 pm
@the prince,
Well, y'know, some people are kinky . . .
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2012 01:47 am
@Lustig Andrei,
no wait...

Hamburgers are usually flat, so are condoms when in the packet, you are correct Smile
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2012 06:23 am
Don't pee on my burger. Put a flattened hamster on it instead.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2012 11:50 am
@jespah,
Do you take that burger with, or without, a condom on the side?
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 25 May, 2012 11:55 am
@sozobe,
sozobe wrote:

Hi.

Obviously if they get tattoos together they'll both get pregnant. If they just avoid the tattoos they should be fine.


what if they get matching condom tattoos?
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