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Tue 22 May, 2012 04:17 am
Then are people who swallow are cannibals?
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@the prince,
ingesting potential humans may be cannibalism. but you're pretty much phoning it in
How would you like a nice petri dish full of ovum for a snack?
Joe(~well~)Nation
@Joe Nation,
Add a petri dish of bacon-flavored pig ovum and you got a great diet breakfast.
@tsarstepan,
Tsar--
I think you want the chicken embryos with that bacon, meanwhile I shall have a large scoop of that caviar, thank you much.
Joe(and I'm going to chew on these Prairie Oysters before they get cold)Nation
@the prince,
It's a misconception that sperm are potential humans - only in conjunction with a female egg could there be a potential human created. Alone it's just
sperm, sperm, sperm....and just for the pure taste of it: please don't eat cabbage guys!!!
i always liked Bill Hicks take on the subject
Did you know that when a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? And you're trying to tell me that your child is special because one out of 200 million -- that load! we're talking one load! -- connected. Gee, what are the ******* odds? 200 million; you know what that means? I have wiped civilizations off my chest with a gray gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel! That is special. And I want you to remember that, you two egg-carrying beings out there, with that holier-than-thou "we have the gift of life" attitude. I've tossed universes...in my underpants...while napping! Boom! A milky way shoots into my jockey shorts, "Aaaah, what's for ******* breakfast?"
@the prince,
I'd never made that connection before.
Blushes.
Do I need to buy canibal jewelry?
@ossobuco,
meantime, Prince is back!
@ossobuco,
In The Lives of Gallant Ladies by Pierre De Bourdeille, (Abbé De Brantome) the cleric reports that estimable ladies of the Court had the guard for breakfast and the leftovers were used as wrinkle cream.
@spendius,
There's some big ad on your post. I was not very interested but don't natter at those who are.
I suppose this will be odd - I don't care.
@EqualityFLSTPete,
Spitting is such a waste...
On my gawd, I can't believe I said that.
Btw, we haven't met before? You must have come in when I was away. Can I flirt with you? He he he
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:
I'd never made that connection before.
Blushes.
Do I need to buy canibal jewelry?
Yep. Made out of bone(er)s. he he
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:
meantime, Prince is back!
He never went away dahling, was just maintaining a regal silence.
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