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Homeslice? His/Her name was Homeslice?

 
 
Sturgis
 
Reply Tue 1 May, 2012 11:16 am
Who names these hamsters anyway?

I want a complete listing of all hamsters past and present.


At any rate, I am deeply sorrowed that I was responsible for the sudden and untimely death of hamster Homeslice, I will assuage my guilt with a jar of Nutella.

Remember people, when you try deleting a post, there are consequences.

 
roger
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2012 11:49 am
@Sturgis,
Last time I whacked one, it only had a number. Oh, and possibly it was wearing stripes.
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2012 12:30 pm
@roger,
We name them now, as it's easier to remember their names as we flog them.

You know -

On Homeslice, on Mookie, on Ghost of Jeanne Dixon!
On Cassius, on Mergatroyd, on Sarah Connor, on Tailspin!
roger
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2012 12:46 pm
@jespah,
Obviously, it's been too long since I've killed a hampster.
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 May, 2012 01:30 am
@roger,
I don't remember the victim being named, either.

Not that Homeslice is a NAME, really.

They torture the poor little things by PRETENDING to name them.

You know, when their starving peasant parents are selling them because they cannot feed them, and they promise to care for them tenderly, and carefully ask their names,.....and the poor mummy and daddy hamsters comfort themselves by thinking how lovingly little Fauntleroy and Ermintrude and Hamnet are being nurtured.....and all the time, before they throw the tender little pups into the wheels, they are fiendishly naming them all "Homeslice".

And thus they die....the pups, I mean, not the wicked A2k henchfolk.

Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 2 May, 2012 02:17 am
@dlowan,
I think you have hamsters confused with prairie dogs...
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 May, 2012 02:25 am
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:

I think you have hamsters confused with prairie dogs...


I most certainly do not.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 2 May, 2012 02:42 am
Before you know it, we'll all be talking about 'Hamstergate.'
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 May, 2012 01:55 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
More likely Hattica.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 3 May, 2012 10:30 pm
Let's not get all carried away with this. I know hundreds of prairie dogs that can replace a hampster any day of the week - and you can name 'em anything you want.
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2012 02:53 am
@roger,
That's "hamster" son.

Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2012 11:31 am
@dlowan,
I believe he was referring to a hamster from North London . . . from Hampstead.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jul, 2012 08:40 am
@Sturgis,
Dang! I done kilt anudder one.
This sad little critter didn't even rate high enough to have a name or number. Sad
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jul, 2012 08:47 am
@Sturgis,
here is a memorial song for ya...*



*(just substitute hamster for horse)
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