First a little info to give you an idea of where I'm at. I've skimmed through books on résumés at the library. I've combed through various internet sites that offer free advice on résumés, cover letters, job hunting, etc. I've attended workshops for résumé writing, etc. But I'm still not happy with my résumé rewrites. I'm considering a change in careers and I'm finding it difficult assessing some of my "skills". I would like to include my computer knowledge, but I just can't come up with a nice concise format. It isn't as if I'm some computer genius, far from it. But I
think I know more than the average computer user out there. My first exposure to a computer was getting to play a game of pong during a school visit to the local university. I must have been 7 at the time. Okay, okay, so that isn't something I'm going to include on my resume. I'm just including it here for entertainment value.

The first time I actually used a computer for anything productive was to learn Word Perfect and Lotus 1 2 3 back in '88. Had those 4.5" floppies, remember those? Okay, I'm digressing again, trippin' down memory lane. I never really got into computer use fully until '95 when I became addicted to the 'net. I've got a decent knowledge of Word 2000, though not a thorough one. I'm also decently acquainted with Excel '97. (I have Office '97 on my laptop.) I know how to navigate the internet fairly well, I believe, including e-mail, FTP, newsgroups (usenet, whatever you wanna call it), and how to configure them with whatever internet provider I have. I have used almost every instant messenger out there (I suppose I could include IRC in this, even though it isn't a messenger per se) and I know a fair amount about web page construction. I know what it means to ping, finger (not that it's useful anymore), trace, whois and port scan. Due to a faulty modem in my first computer, I learned how to swap out a modem (SEVERAL times), and I had to manually set up my TCP/IP settings (when I had dial-up) more times than I care to remember. I have a bit of an idea about IRQ conflicts due to the aforementioned piece of sh*t modem. I've opened up my keyboard after spilling Snapple on it. (I would never have guessed at how little is in there.) I've also added memory sticks to my computer and learned that you need to number any cables you yank. *L* The only part of Windows I won't mess with is the registry. I used to know a smattering of DOS, but I would say my DOS knowledge now is basically zip. I have a software program for graphics that came with a scanner I used to use, but I've really only done logos (fancy fonts) and airbrushed out stuff I didn't want on images I've used for my desktop. There's a few other bits too, (like the time I learned how to fake e-mail addresses) but I think that more or less covers it.
Essentially I just want to indicate that I have no technophobia and that I have picked up a lot using personal computers for over 8 years. I may not always know how a particular software program works, but I can usually figure out the basics. And what I don't know I can learn, considering almost everything I do know was essentially self-taught.
So how can I put that in résumé form? I'm not being lazy, I'm just hitting a brick wall in my writing creativity.