@jcboy,
Eggs, hot cross buns, the works.
The Easter Bunny visits and leaves little eggs all over the shop.
The name Easter comes from the name of the Pagan goddess Eostre.
Ensure was associated with the moon, and she became concerned that her followers would become frightened when the moon waned and disappeared. They might think that she had deserted them do she sent her messenger the hare to put their minds at rest.
The hare was to say that she was just off doing moon goddess **** and would be back shortly and not to worry. The hare did the opposite, told the people the goddess had deserted them, and they were to go totally mental.
When the goddess saw what had transpired she was none to pleased. The hare wax punished, he lost his long, luxurious tail. The goddess then turned into a beautiful bird who laid eggs to give to all the children.
What a lovely heartwarming story that is, and not at all yucky.