I HAVE SOME DISTURBING NEWS ABOUT CANADIANS ACTING BADLY, AND WHY Presient Trump will also build a wall on the Canada US border.
1A Quebec family recently made a vacation at Rehoboth Beach Delaware(A small yet very well provisioned resort community).
2The Quebec family consisted of a father (who enjoyed multiple beverages on the beach), a mother, and one female larva
3The family went to the beach on Sunday Aug 19, 2016
4While at the beach, the father, enjoying his beverages, was teaching his larva to catch and dispatch seagulls ,which is a medium size water bird that enjoys the same foods that people eat.(hence the local Delaware saying that"IM AS HAPPY AS A SEAGULL WITH A FRENCH FRY")
5The young Quebeker, was, following da's hunter-gatherer skills, luring seagulls to a spot near her beach encampment with excess french fried potatoes from Thrashers Famous French Fry Stand.
6She would then attempt to dispatch the seagulls by blunt force trauma inflicted with a metal beach shovel. (a tool that most larvae are fond to use in construction of miniature dwellings made of beach sand)
7.Before the police came and arrested the father nd took the girl and mother to an undisclosed location, the young Quebeker had already dispatched three segulls by running at them while they were eating their fries and, as they attempted to flee by flight, she would bash them with the metal shovel.They would fall , lifeless, onto the public beach area.
8.The father, redolent with his malt beverages, laughed and laughed until bystanders, many of them actual Canadians, phoned the universal summoner of help with their portable communication appliances.
9. The newspaper stated with horror ,
"See, its not only Mexicans we must fear. we are a paceful people
America cannot abide this wanton killing with deadly unregistered Canadian weapons"
QUESTION: Do all Canadians act like this when armed with implements used to primarily to shovel snow?. We need to know, otherwise Canadians will be ordered to pay for this Usian/Canadian wall*
* wall design is to be provided by the same film company engineering division from which the KING KONG wall was designed and built(The one with the big King Kong sized door)