The Canada Thread

I HAVE SOME DISTURBING NEWS ABOUT CANADIANS ACTING BADLY, AND WHY Presient Trump will also build a wall on the Canada US border.

1A Quebec family recently made a vacation at Rehoboth Beach Delaware(A small yet very well provisioned resort community).

2The Quebec family consisted of a father (who enjoyed multiple beverages on the beach), a mother, and one female larva

3The family went to the beach on Sunday Aug 19, 2016

4While at the beach, the father, enjoying his beverages, was teaching his larva to catch and dispatch seagulls ,which is a medium size water bird that enjoys the same foods that people eat.(hence the local Delaware saying that"IM AS HAPPY AS A SEAGULL WITH A FRENCH FRY")


5The young Quebeker, was, following da's hunter-gatherer skills, luring seagulls to a spot near her beach encampment with excess french fried potatoes from Thrashers Famous French Fry Stand.

6She would then attempt to dispatch the seagulls by blunt force trauma inflicted with a metal beach shovel. (a tool that most larvae are fond to use in construction of miniature dwellings made of beach sand)

7.Before the police came and arrested the father nd took the girl and mother to an undisclosed location, the young Quebeker had already dispatched three segulls by running at them while they were eating their fries and, as they attempted to flee by flight, she would bash them with the metal shovel.They would fall , lifeless, onto the public beach area.

8.The father, redolent with his malt beverages, laughed and laughed until bystanders, many of them actual Canadians, phoned the universal summoner of help with their portable communication appliances.

9. The newspaper stated with horror ,
"See, its not only Mexicans we must fear. we are a paceful people America cannot abide this wanton killing with deadly unregistered Canadian weapons"

QUESTION: Do all Canadians act like this when armed with implements used to primarily to shovel snow?. We need to know, otherwise Canadians will be ordered to pay for this Usian/Canadian wall*

* wall design is to be provided by the same film company engineering division from which the KING KONG wall was designed and built(The one with the big King Kong sized door)

Your seagulls are bloody wimps. Ours are the size of a small dog and will attack if threatened.

Here's one eating a squirrel.

They sell Mackies crisps in Asda (A division of Walmart,) I've not tried either of those flavours but their cheese and onion are very nice.

yeh but ya give a Canadian a snowshovel and youve got a new Marvel Comic Character. "Blizzard Man" or "Mogul"

Where is your data?






please don't take me seriously

That's not how superheroes work. The shovel needs to be radioactive or charged with alien energy, or enchanted in some way. or previously owned by an important figure like Des Lynam, or he could have swallowed the magical yellow snow or something like that.

Ill accept your superior knowledge in this matter. (Actually what I was originally going for was a superhero that, based on the fact that , when a Canadian touches anything to do with ice or snow, like a snow shovel, some Ice skates, or a curling stone, he turns into this meanass Hulk like character).

Anyway . We are getting close to a representative CAnadian Superhero all with a great backstory eh?. Maybe this snotnose "Princess" can base her characters back story on being pecked by the "not quite dead" victims of her shovel murdering
Actually, I think itd be more appropriate for her to be the super- villain, like someone who bludgeons birds to death as her evilness.

this is a comic-book character, not evidence for transmutation.

Canada already has a Canuckian superhero:



Can A Canadian Prime Minister Be An Action Hero? Marvel Comics Thinks So

does he fight seagull bashing little kids??

Post colonial shoutout from the "everything you need to know about australia" thread

where didja get my pic?

Whats this news that Canada has just come up with a new national bird. Some kind of JAY BIRD. What happens to the Loon? Just because the loon migrates to Mine and Minnesota doesn't mean you abandon the damn thing. Hell, bald eagles are like gypsies and we still opicked it over a turkey

Electoral College issues

http://nationalbird.canadiangeographic.ca

the loon and the snowy beat it in the popular vote but the experts went for the Whiskey Jack



(I prefer the Whiskey Jack but I know that it's not as well-known)

Who doesn't love the cry of the loon, or the majesty of the snowy owl. But the greyjay or whiskey jack is a lovely creature. I've seen them here once and many times in the Rockies. They're very cute and are surprisingly friendly, maybe because they travel in groups.

The Whisky Jack is the only bird that doesn't fly south in the winter and mates outside in -30C. Proving that like all Canucks, when it's too cold to do anything else...