A New Career Thwarted

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I was going to declare as an independent candidate for president....I'm a man of the people...my character can't be assassinated because I don't have any...which makes me the consummate politician coming out of the box.....I'm fairly articulate, I'm a Southerner....and I have a lovely and gracious wife who's above reproach. Also, I have a full head of hair and am Botox free.

Then I saw where Craven may run, and he's too smart for me to debate.
Rats. Crying or Very sad

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Well if Joe Lieberman took that attitude wed have nobody to feel superior to.
I think Ratzenhofer can do a makeover on you and we have to work on how you greet people.

Id focus on how you met your demons and came out the other side, m uch like our existing president, but unlike him, you can still compose a coherent sentence.
That oughta count for something.

This could be big. we need a slogan, cause thats what politicians do.

like
"still mostly sober"

"m hung better than Jr"

""what are you lookin at assface?" (thatll be big in NY)

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Your profile makes a much prettier picture than the man who is the white house now.

This slogan has worked before: "I tried it but I never inhaled."

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Hey, Bush admitted he wasn't a responsible adult until the age of 40. So why should responsibility matter any more? Go for it, Bear...you've got my vote! After the last three years, this country could really use a good party.

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HOLY FREAKIN' SNAIL SNOT!

BpB... you really consider the second slot.

1.) I know that you are an expert in Vice.

2.) Imagine the ticket...

Vote Kere Bear

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