Water Cooler Talk For Tuesday, Jan 3rd:
1) Adopt a bit of a sneering attitude.
2) "Denver? They finished first in their dreadful conference. At 8-8!"
3) "Did you know that they were outscored by their opponents 309-390?"
4) "Pittsburgh outscored their opponents 325-227. Great defense."
5) "Tebow doesn't have a prayer of winning, about the same as (fill in name) has in Iowa." Two quips in one line.
6) If challenged re the Steeler's injuries, say "When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Big Ben is the man."