Sites everywhere are putting up cheesy effects on their pages. I didn't feel like defacing this site so I put up my cheesy page somewhere else.
It wouldn't be worth visiting if not for the fact that a certain someone we all know, I won't mention her name because she might feel embarrased ("the mike adds 30 pounds") sang us all a song.
The page might load slowly because of the song but it's worth hearing (the amateur webmaster look I went for by tossing up the animations certainly isn't worth it).
By now you have spent more time reading this than I did making the page so haave fun waiting for the page to load: