No president left behind

maybe he needs a leap pad.....

a 'grammar' kind

sometimes I teaches English.

I disagree with Bush 100% on this but you won't like my reason. The reason is that teachers now teach to the dumb kids, and the smarter ones get left to learn on their own. Here's your assignment Timmy, now I have to go help the 20 mostly illiterate students read it.

But he went to the very best of schools...

Marva Collins demonstrated many, many years ago that even with the "worst" of students, it is possible to achieve astounding results, with little money, and a complete absence of governmental supervision. Too many cooks . . .

>This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. The
>quotes have been arranged for aesthetic purposes by Washington Post
>writer
>Richard Thompson.
>
>MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
>By George W. Bush
>
>I think we all agree, the past is over.
>This is still a dangerous world.
>It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
>and potential mental losses.
>Rarely is the question asked
>Is our children learning?
>Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
>How many hands have I shaked?
>They misunderestimate me.
>I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
>I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
>Families is where our nation finds hope, where
>our wings take dream.
>Put food on your family!
>Knock down the tollbooth!
>Vulcanize Society!
>Make the pie higher!

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I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.



Dont nobody do nuthin till he finishes!!!

au -
Disgustingly funny.

Guess we know what kind of student bush was.

HE DIDNT ACTUALLY MAKE THAT HUMPING PITBULL STATEMENT DID HE? SAY HE DIDNT.