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My parents are atheistic potheads with hard water problems...

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tsarstepan
 
Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:33 pm
Oh and my hermaphodite father/mother is cheating with his/her HAAD exam test grader. Can you help me please?
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:34 pm
@tsarstepan,
DO NOT DISCUSS THIS WITH ME!
raprap
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:35 pm
@tsarstepan,
And your problem is........?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:39 pm
@chai2,
I'm not talking to you. I'm only asking British albinos AND you're neither!

YOU PASTEURIZED STARBUCKS BEVERAGE!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:41 pm
PASTURIZED, now that is low.

I've associates who learned to see.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

Oh and my hermaphodite father/mother is cheating with his/her HAAD exam test grader. Can you help me please?


I can help you. But first you have to do all my crossword puzzles for me.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:53 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Tell me how to find A2k Groups!!

I never sign in for the first time so I dunno. But, there is a choice at the top of the page, forums and serious groups for people with the same concerns.
Nurses seem extraordinarily dumb re finding their group - but I've smartie nurse friends. From a2k postings, nurses never do a search or ever talk with each other.

I know better. Probably this is a language thing.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 08:59 pm
@ossobuco,
Look at the top of this page. Bring your cursor to the word "Groups." Then move it over to where it says "log out" and click on that.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 09:01 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Honey, that's my point.

Oh, wait, you're telling me to see what they see when wanting to know about haad?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 09:07 pm
@ossobuco,
I'd like to organize a HAAD party, with really great h'ordeuvres.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 09:25 pm
Don't they make hard water pills?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 09:27 pm
@ossobuco,
I already taken the HAADN'T test. How can I get a job working as a nursing job on Mars where single cell organisms have blue vein and cholesterol problems.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 09:29 pm
@tsarstepan,
If you already passed the HAADNT test you should probably consider a career in cartooning...or, at least, talking and posting questions about cartooning. Very rewarding experience, so I understand.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 09:29 pm
@edgarblythe,
Haad water pills, that involve some test.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 09:37 pm
<serious now - I've taken some scary tests in a couple of different work fields. I wish these people could talk with each other.>

But back to atheistic pot. When I ever tried pot, I wasn't there yet re being atheistic. So, does that mean I don't get to post?
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Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 12:08 am
@tsarstepan,
you forgot to mention you are gay
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 12:21 am
@Miss L Toad,
who the **** is miss toad?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 05:03 am
@Miss L Toad,
Miss L Toad wrote:

you forgot to mention you are Spartan

I am not Spartan! YOU ARE UNSOURCED AMPHIBIAN! POSEIDON ONLY LOVES REPTILES! POSEIDON HATES TADPOLES!
jcboy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 07:08 am
I'm saving myself for the right woman, if anyone doesn't approve BUG OFF! Wink
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 08:00 am
I have a crossword I can't finish.

Clue: synonym for merry or homosexual.
The letters I've got: G_Y.

Thanks, much, loves, I'm off to tea and crumpets with the farting Queen at Uxbridge-on-Kensington-Tyne where I might take in the Blue Man Group or a DUKW tour (whilst taking my HAAD exam and cooking with Nutella).

Kindly translate the above post into Latin. It's for a tattoo for my politically-inclined mother, who needs her water softened on Mars.
 

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