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My parents are atheistic potheads with hard water problems...

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Reyn
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 08:46 am
@tsarstepan,
Is English also not a 1st language for them?
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George
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 12:56 pm
Are there any proctologists on this forum?
I have an epistomology problem.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 02:15 pm
@jcboy,
jcboy wrote:

I'm saving myself for the right woman, if anyone doesn't approve BUG OFF! Wink

POSEIDON HATES TORTOISES LIKE YOU! YOUR SEXY SEXY SHELL IS BLASPHEMOUS! (licks lips) YOU ARE BLASPHEMOUS! POSEIDON CONDEMNS YOU TURTLES! POSEIDON FORBIDS ME TO THINK ABOUT TURTLES, FROGS, AND TORTOISES IN THAT WAY! WHY DO YOU TEMPT ME SO?!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 02:18 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Kindly translate the above post into Latin. It's for a tattoo for my politically-inclined mother, who needs her water softened on Mars.

I took the liberty to translate your text to...

morse code wrote:
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... now where's my Red Ribbon?!
George
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 03:14 pm
@jcboy,
jcboy wrote:
I'm saving myself for the right woman . . .
Gee, just like a bank -- saving without interest.
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Tai Chi
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 03:54 pm
I miss A2K at moments like these...
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RexDraconis111
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 04:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
POSEIDON ONLY LOVES REPTILES!


Honestly, I don't have a clue what's going on here, so I shall reply thusly:

If Poseidon only loves reptiles, then as an overgrown flying lizard, I should be worshiping this guy.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2011 04:55 pm
@tsarstepan,
My mother (who is a retired street-fighting reference librarian from Madagascar) thanks you.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2011 03:59 am
The only kinda hard water I know about is ice. What's the problem. Just let it melt.

I decided to join the cryptic group. I'm having difficulty in understanding what everyone is saying. They're all, well, cryptic.

So I'm starting my own group. Words in alphabetic order. Go ahead. Begin.
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2011 04:33 am
@Roberta,
Doesn't aardvark come before begin?
George
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2011 07:55 am
@jespah,
Let them begin the Beguine
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2011 07:57 am
@George,
Let's dance, George.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2011 06:22 pm
Does hard water cause my low blood pressure? I am afraid I've got ducks in my veins.
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Irishk
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2011 06:48 pm
@Roberta,
Roberta wrote:
The only kinda hard water I know about is ice. What's the problem. Just let it melt.
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.

Warn all your friends.
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