Would Jesus have oogled Jessica Rabbit?

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I say he would have.

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[+4] - wandeljw - 12/09/2011Why do cartoonists find it necessary to give Jesus love interests?
[+3] - hingehead - 12/09/2011I always ask myself, 'Who would Jesus bomb?'

@chai2,

Jessica and Jesus sitting in a tree... k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

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Why do cartoonists find it necessary to give Jesus love interests?

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I’m guessing no. He only hung around with men and prostitutes. So that means he was more like me and I wouldn’t oogle anyone named Jessica. Wink

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@chai2,

Was he an uncircumsized Philistine?

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@jcboy,

jcboy wrote:

I’m guessing no. He only hung around with men and prostitutes. So that means he was more like me and I wouldn’t oogle anyone named Jessica.

In that case, can you give me some tough guy names for cartoon dogs?

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@wandeljw,

Hehehe I just call my dogs Mac and Frankie Smile

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@chai2,

chai2 wrote:

Would Jesus have oogled Jessica Rabbit?

He might even have ogled her. Or -- heavens! -- googled her.

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I always ask myself, 'Who would Jesus bomb?'

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@chai2,

Like most Jewish guys he would oogle brunettes in Catholic school uniforms, but end up marrying someone who looks like his mother.

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With those proportions you would oogle her just glancing around the room.

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@Green Witch,

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Like most Jewish guys he would oogle brunettes in Catholic school uniforms, but end up marrying someone who looks like his mother.

Or Puerto Rican brother Wink

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