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Would Jesus have oogled Jessica Rabbit?

 
 
chai2
 
Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 03:48 pm
I say he would have.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 03:49 pm
@chai2,
Jessica and Jesus sitting in a tree... k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 04:56 pm
Why do cartoonists find it necessary to give Jesus love interests?
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jcboy
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 05:05 pm
I’m guessing no. He only hung around with men and prostitutes. So that means he was more like me and I wouldn’t oogle anyone named Jessica. Wink
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 05:07 pm
@chai2,
Was he an uncircumsized Philistine?
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 05:20 pm
@jcboy,
jcboy wrote:

I’m guessing no. He only hung around with men and prostitutes. So that means he was more like me and I wouldn’t oogle anyone named Jessica. Wink


In that case, can you give me some tough guy names for cartoon dogs?
jcboy
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 05:41 pm
@wandeljw,
Hehehe I just call my dogs Mac and Frankie Smile
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 05:53 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:
Would Jesus have oogled Jessica Rabbit?


He might even have ogled her. Or -- heavens! -- googled her.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 09:37 pm
I always ask myself, 'Who would Jesus bomb?'
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 10:04 pm
@chai2,
Like most Jewish guys he would oogle brunettes in Catholic school uniforms, but end up marrying someone who looks like his mother.
Questioner
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 10:05 pm
With those proportions you would oogle her just glancing around the room.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 10:07 pm
@Green Witch,
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Like most Jewish guys he would oogle brunettes in Catholic school uniforms, but end up marrying someone who looks like his mother.


Or Puerto Rican brother Wink
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