This Is Why I Don't Work Cheap

looks great

not much of a crowd though

btw, I do it all myself. I played 6 to 11, tore it down alone and was in my living room at 1:00. This ain't my first rodeo.

Why do you hurt me so? You know after all this time I'm sensitive and suffer from low self esteem

It looks great. At our Christmas party, the other night, the DJ could coax just five ladies on the dance floor, for every song.

It's tough playing for a big diverse crowd. about the time you get it going, someone comes up and wants to hear some obscure bullshit or a Garth Brooks ballad or something and it buzzkills everything. Then people come up and complain and you have to explain that you hate it as much as they do but someone attending the party loves it so be patient and the dance stuff will return soon.

Tonight I'm doing a Fraternity Holiday party. I don't take requests at those so it'll be rockin' all night if you consider top 40 remixes, house and dubstep rockin' that is.

We got a liberal dose of Grease, plus some new stuff I couldn't describe.

Perhaps I should move to Texas. Did I say that? Please send a death squad over.

We're pretty cool here.

I just dispatched Rocco. He and his posse should be over to your place real soon.