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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...DISCUSS SEX WITH ME

 
 
Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 12:10 pm
I'm fond of it.
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 12:11 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
Peanut butter and bullocks sandwich!
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 12:16 pm
@tsarstepan,
do you take it creamy or with nuts?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 12:17 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
Accidentally set myself up and walked into that one without thinking.
Laughing
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 12:20 pm
always pays to think things through Mr. Green
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 12:24 pm
This thread can go only one direction...UP (erect)! Rolling Eyes
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 12:48 pm
@Ragman,
MAZOLA PARTIES!!
thack45
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 01:11 pm
@BVT:
As far as I'm aware, there are two of them... and an occasional mixed bag.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 01:17 pm
@farmerman,
hahah! Recalling an early 70s fondu party that turned into a corn oil (fon-don't) party that I walked out of.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 01:20 pm
Who brought the fondant condoms? It's time to start baking! Twisted Evil
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 02:40 pm
Thuck fat . . . i refuse to discuss sex with some dick like you . . . what a pussy . . . if you had any balls . . . well, never mind . . . what a boob . . .
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wayne
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 03:14 pm
I WILL NOT DICKUSS SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 03:46 pm
@wayne,
What now?! Are you a hellenized Phillipine?!
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 03:47 pm
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 03:50 pm
@tsarstepan,
We know he's not a sanforized Phidippides.
wayne
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 03:58 pm
@ossobuco,
Nor a sanitized phalluspian.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2011 04:26 pm
What ever you do make sure you dress for the occasion.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4517/condomd.jpg
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2011 09:05 am
Wouldn't our lives be much simpler if we limited ourselves to only one sexual experience? We could then simply fantasize about that one experience for the rest of our life.
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2011 09:27 am
@wandeljw,
I have found that I now have enough sexual experiences in my mental roledex to just call one up and masturbate rather than attempt a relationship. Much faster, neater, drama free and cheaper. I'm trying to get to the point where , when I masturbate, I merely fantasize about the last time I masturbated.
wandeljw
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2011 09:35 am
@blueveinedthrobber,
Excellent! You are on a wise path to contentment and peace of mind.
 

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