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Air Marshalls magic or myth

 
 
Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 03:29 pm
I'm genuinely worried that the safety of air travel will become more and more reliant on the fact that Air Marshalls are present on a particular flight.

My concern is based on what I consider the obvious flaws to this ...er... security.

Here's my, as yet unpatented, Nutty Terrorist method for bypassing/overcome the "Air Marshall" problem.

Here am I "Osma bin Laptop" and four of my equally mad suicidal friends (everyone wave at the nice people) We're currently cruising at 20,000 ft when three of our group stand up (Osma bin BadHaircut, Osma bin StraggleyBeard and Osma bin HairyEars) and claiming they are hijacking the plane, they are waving around whatever they have managed to sneak on...scissors, steel blades, black and white photo's of Brittany's Las Vegas wedding (OK even they wouldn't sink so low but you get the point)
Up gets the Air Marshall and points his gun " OK" says he " On the floor you {sexually active people of uncertain parentage}" They obey and as he approaches them , myself and my friend (Osma bin ThereDoneThatGotTheT-shirt) stand up and knock him out cold by hitting round the back of the head with a Dell Laptop.
Result...one unconcious hero and 5 terrorist scum with at least one gun between them.
Now perhaps it's just me but I don't think that's a good thing.
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 03:47 pm
I get your drift, but my preference is for a pretty good chance over no chance. I still favor armed pilots, by the way, in at least a somewhat secure cockpit.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 03:54 pm
armed pilots, secure doors like in el AL planes, besides a skycop.
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Laptoploon
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 04:01 pm
Ooh, that I like....now let's persuade the pilots!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 04:31 pm
I believe that most pilots are for the arming thing. There was a bill introduced to provide training and arms to some pilots as a "pilot' program . i dont know where it went. As far as the safe doors, that was supposed to be in place by this year. I have no idea why stuff takes so long. Im assuming that there is some airline lobby thats arguing against safe doors because "research has shown" some obscure point.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 04:40 pm
How's a skycop gonna protect you from a surface-to-air missile?

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There are an estimated 500,000 MANPADS (Man Portable Air Defense Systems) currently in existence with some of the simpler systems available for as little as $1,000 on the open market. The MANPADSthus far used in terrorist attacks, such as the Russian made SA-7, suggest that terrorist groups currently do not have access to more sophisticated systems, although general small arms proliferation trends suggest that it is only a matter of time before more advanced systems are used. Many of the MANPADS are unaccounted for, including at least 40 Stinger missile systems following the 1991 Gulf War, as well as hundreds of US made MANPADS shipped to foreign nations and then left untracked, and thousands of systems built by France, China and Russia



for anyone who didn't get this bit:
as well as hundreds of US made MANPADS shipped to foreign nations and then left untracked
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 04:43 pm
MANPADS? What an utterly dorky name. Am I the only one who thinks of codpieces?

Meanwhile, putting aside the dorkiness for a minute, yoiks.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 04:55 pm
farmerman wrote:
I believe that most pilots are for the arming thing. There was a bill introduced to provide training and arms to some pilots as a "pilot' program . i dont know where it went. As far as the safe doors, that was supposed to be in place by this year. I have no idea why stuff takes so long. Im assuming that there is some airline lobby thats arguing against safe doors because "research has shown" some obscure point.


There's obviously a great difference between pilots in the USA and in Europe (as there is one re weapons in 'normal' population as well):

Europe scowls at plans for marshals
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 05:08 pm
Hmmm - you'd wanna have pretty well-trained pilots, no? Shooting in a pressurized aircraft?


The weapons stuff? Talk about hoist on our own petard...

This is like Darwin being bombed by Japanese planes made of the iron our Prime Minister insisted on selling to them pre-war against strenuous union opposition...

As for missiles hitting civil flights - I guess if your number is up 'tain't no use worrying about it...
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fishin
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 05:18 pm
Air Marshall's are specifically trained NOT to allow the situation Laptoploon presented happen. It isn't likely one would just stand up and ID themselves as an Air Marshall until they had fully assesed the situation and had some assistance. Quite often there is more than one Air Marshall on any given flight too.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 05:38 pm
i'd agree with mr. still that simple surface-to-air missile thingies are probably he greatest threat to airplanes - they manage even to shoot down military aircraft with those things. mrs. h thinks one of the most dangerous weapons are probably the bottles of liquor sold in the duty-free stores; nobody seems to question them(you can even buy them on the plane; they make a pretty good weapon i'd think). as far as using el-al's security measures are concerned, i believe most north-americans would be unwilling to put up with the intense questioning, searches etc. ... there was an interesting article in a travel magazine recently re. el-al's security. the travel writer had asked an israely ex-security agent how he could make himself just "somewhat" suspicious without being turned away. the scenario went somewhat like this : check-in three hours before departure, intense questioning by two security officers,. luggage search, more questioning by another security officer and finally approval for boarding. turned out his "reserved" seat was not available; he found himself seated next to a very friendly, inquisitive and brawny fellow with a bulging pocket. he said he didn't dare making a false move - postponed visit to the washroom until arrival in tel aviv ! we've found that security checks in germany and austria that are usually carried out by the border-police are much more thorough than in north-america, but while thorough we have never found the officers to be rude or brusk - always quite polite. when we were in frankfurt last fall, an el- al airplane was coming in shortly after our plane landed and was escorted by several armoured vehicles and a couple of jeeps carrying border-police with their weapons at the ready to a location at the far end of the airport. are we ready for that kind of security in north-america ? just think of the time it would take to board and deplane. i read in the BUSINESS WEEKLY that many corporations now hire private planes for their executives to reduce the hassles of check-in. hbg
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