My First Post on Politics...by Slappy Doo Hoo

What was even funnier was Hillary squirming in her chair like Bill had his hand in her panties.

What was even funnier was seeing this:

There was one part of the speech where Hillary looked like she had just eaten a pickle. The instant that she realized that the camera was on her, her eyes lit up, and she came up with her best Hollywood smile. What do you think that that is telling us?

I would expect nothing less from the commie news network.

That like most of us here she found the speech revolting. And that like most politicians she knows that while the speech is being delivered you need to go through the motions (applause etc) and save the reaction for later.

I gotta see this ... Slappy on politics!




PD, that was hilarious!

Kennedy was expressing exactly what I felt ... and besides (as you know) Kennedy does a great job for those of us who live in the Boston area.

But, my favorite part was the applause for "The Patriot act will expire..."

Bush's brief look was the most precious.

Ah - life as a Rorschach....

Oh wow, PD. It would almost have been worth watching the damn speech just to see that!
ROTFLMAO!!!

Slap..just to clear the obvious here for ya

that kennedy guy isnt fat

Well, okay...his head is of abnormal size for his body..however, his body is creeping up on becoming equal---until then though...'that red faced guy with the big head who talks funny' works and you know..is more PC.


PD--man...I missed probably the best moment thanks for sharing

Yeah - I almost missed the chimps!!! found'em when I really looked at the pic! Thanks, PD!

Thanks for the moments.

I couldn't watch or listen because the man turns my stomach, so reading is the only way I could stand to find out what he had to say.

Love the chimps!!

Hi Diane!

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Now I wish I had watched it. My mother saw it and she got a kick out of watching Kennedy shaking his head through the whole thing as well.

Why is it that whenever I look at Ted Kennedy, "The Picture of Dorian Grey" always comes to mind?

I says to my wife, "President Peckerhead will be on most channels tonight. It's either Gunsmoke or nothing." We turned the tv machine off and found something useful to do for a change.

Where's that from? <grins>

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today.
> >
> > 1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a
> > crime, unless you're a
> > conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and
> > you need our prayers for your
> > recovery.
> >
> > 2. The United States should get out of the United
> > Nations, and our highest
> > national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions
> > against Iraq.
> >
> > 3. Government should relax regulation of Big
> > Business and Big Money but crack
> > down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the
> > pain of illness.
> >
> > 4. "Standing Tall" for America means firing your
> > workers and moving their
> > jobs to India.
> >
> > 5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
> > own body, but
> > multi-national corporations can make decisions
> > affecting all mankind without regulation.
> >
> > 6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
> > homosexuals and Hillary
> > Clinton.
> >
> > 7. The best way to improve military morale is to
> > praise the troops in
> > speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and
> > combat pay.
> >
> > 8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
> > you someday run for
> > governor of California as a Republican.
> >
> > 9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
> > won't have sex.
> >
> > 10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
> > long-time allies, then
> > demand their cooperation and money.
> >
> > 11. HMOs and insurance companies have the interest
> > of the public at heart.
> >
> > 12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound
> > policy. Providing health
> > care to all Americans is socialism.
> >
> > 13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are
> > junk science, but
> > creationism should be taught in schools.
> >
> > 14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a
> > bad guy when Bush's daddy
> > made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
> > with him and a bad guy
> > when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
> > diversion.
> >
> > 15. A president lying about an extramarital affair
> > is an impeachable
> > offense. A president lying to enlist support for a
> > war in which thousands die is
> > solid defense policy.
> >
> > 16. Government should limit itself to the powers
> > named in the Constitution,
> > which include banning gay marriages and censoring
> > the Internet.
> >
> > 17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's
> > cattle trades, but George
> > Bush's driving record is none of our business.
> >
> > 18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney
> > General John Ashcroft
> > can tell states what local voter initiatives they
> > have a right to adopt.
> >
> > 19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
> > national interest, but
> > what Bush did in the 1980s is irrelevant.
> >
> > 20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
> > communist, but trade with
> > China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
> > international harmony.