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Wed 21 Jan, 2004 10:49 am
It will be a show where a girl or a bunch of girls lose their virginity on national TV. It will be called "Who wants to get their hymen busted?"
I think I need help with the details though.
Details: I'm the hymen buster.
I have an idea for a new reality TV show, too. It's called "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy." We'll get a bunch of straight guys helping out the gay guys. "Hey buddy, driving a convertible is fun, but the VW Cabrio just sucks, no matter how you look at it."
"Hey pal, not even WOMEN like Bette Midler."
"Dude, seriously, lose the leather pants."
"
Maybe that's the hook. You get some gorgeous babe who is a virgin, and have 50 guys compete for the privilege of "busting that hymen!". You could have a celebrity guest come in on the first show (maybe Bill Clinton?) and inspect the woman to make sure that she is indeed a virgin. And after that, let the games begin!
hahahah i like that interesting hahahahaha
First problem I see, would be finding enough virgins who've reached the age of majority to participate :wink:
Well, maybe we could find one virgin who gets to pick from a bunch of guys and it could be called "who wants to bust my hymen?" That way you'd only need one virgin.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Details: I'm the hymen buster.
I have an idea for a new reality TV show, too. It's called "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy." We'll get a bunch of straight guys helping out the gay guys. "Hey buddy, driving a convertible is fun, but the VW Cabrio just sucks, no matter how you look at it."
"Hey pal, not even WOMEN like Bette Midler."
"Dude, seriously, lose the leather pants."
"
Close to what they already have workin' :"Straight Plan for the Gay Man" which will be on Comedy Central. They help them play basketball or funny (not lying) pick up women.
kickycan,
Your Reality show might rise above the rest.
Sozobe wrote:Slappy Jr.
Swell.
I'll have to give Soz credit. She's the master at getting a point across in very few words.
And she does it well.
I guess this idea is a little like the new show coming out later this month called
Wife Swap. Not sure on the details of that yet. May be innocent like the show
Trading Spouses (a favorite of mine).
Isn't "cherry popped" the traditional slang terminology? As in, "Who wants to get their cherry popped?"
Not that I approve of this hypothetical show.
Not one bit!
Look at all that valuable space going to waste between Smartsux's sentences.
I could drive a semi through that space.
What about one of those new Hummers, though?
Sure, I'll have one of those. What's the catch?
How's that commercial go?
"Wow, that sounds wonderful...so what's the CATCH?"
"There is no CATCH, sir"
"Right, right...so really, what's the CATCH?"
"Sir, there's no CATCH..."
"Uh huh, of course...Now what were we talking about? Oh, that's right- the CATCH."
I love/hate that commercial.
Same here...Did I get it right?
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