@parados,
I'm hoping for the Exorcist but with something other than pea soup. Would lasagna work? Should it be tandoori chicken, in order to capture the Bollywood audience? Perhaps a large-scale production number is in order.
I can see it now - dozens of A2K chorus girls, dressed as priests (with large, Vegas-style feathered headdresses), come out and sing -
I need an old priest
and a young priest
not just any priest
will dooooo
and then the background drops down to reveal a Dantean scenescape.