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Acceptable Times To Use The "F" Word

 
 
Ceili
 
Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 07:14 pm
This email was sent to me and I wonder what the colourful minds, the delightful denizens of A2K, can add to the list.

There are apparently only twelve times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999 and a drum roll...................
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003.

Mr. Stillwater addedÂ…
General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsvillania 1864: "Dangerous!! Nonsense! They couldn't f@cking hit an elephant at this dist.........."

Care to add another naughty example????
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 07:16 pm
Hmmm. Looks familiar, but politics is probably the right place.
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yeahman
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 07:34 pm
"Ouch! That @#$%ing hurt!" - Sir Isaac Newton (~1665)
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 07:59 pm
"Where's the guy that caught that @#$%ing ball?"
- Cubs fans 2003
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 08:07 pm
Ok,Ok, I ate the #@$&ing apple - Adam (back when)
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Ceili
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 08:10 pm
Who the #$@%& are they? - Native Indians at plymouth.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 08:17 pm
The "F" word often gets printed as an "f" followed by several asterisks and ends with a "k."

To a guy with the name Frank -- that can be rather intimidating.

Luckily, I do not intimidate easily.
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Montana
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 08:55 pm
@$%& no!-(me, New Brunswick, Canada)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 09:12 pm
Oh, %%^! is perfectly acceptable when you walk around a pile of dog ****, then come back and step square in the middle of it.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 09:56 pm
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what the @#$% you're going to get.
--Forrest Gump
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2004 10:40 pm
"What's this f@cking racket about!! Heads are going to roll for this!!" Louis XVI
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yeahman
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 12:20 am
"What the fukc are we going to do with all this crap?!" - Noah
"OK we're fukcing lost." - Moses
"Brutus, you fukcing bastard!" - Caesar
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 12:28 am
"Oh, f**k!"

The last words of a terrified gerbil as a demonic Richard Gere reached into its cage and grabbed him.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 04:23 am
If he misses a two foot putt, even the Pope is gonna say f**k.
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CerealKiller
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 05:32 pm
I guess "Mom pass the ******* bread" is totally out of the question.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 06:11 pm
I think the key word is acceptable. If that's how you choose to address your mother, well then, acceptable it is.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2004 07:08 pm
"King! You'll be king over my dead f@cking body!!" - QE2 to Charles
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angie
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2004 08:20 pm
"Take him out ! Take him out now, you f*cking moron !"

--- Red Sox Nation to Grady the Idiot, 7th inning ALC game 7, 2003
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