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Tue 13 Jan, 2004 07:14 pm
This email was sent to me and I wonder what the colourful minds, the delightful denizens of A2K, can add to the list.
There are apparently only twelve times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999 and a drum roll...................
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003.
Mr. Stillwater addedÂ…
General John Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsvillania 1864: "Dangerous!! Nonsense! They couldn't f@cking hit an elephant at this dist.........."
Care to add another naughty example????
Hmmm. Looks familiar, but politics is probably the right place.
"Ouch! That @#$%ing hurt!" - Sir Isaac Newton (~1665)
"Where's the guy that caught that @#$%ing ball?"
- Cubs fans 2003
Ok,Ok, I ate the #@$&ing apple - Adam (back when)
Who the #$@%& are they? - Native Indians at plymouth.
The "F" word often gets printed as an "f" followed by several asterisks and ends with a "k."
To a guy with the name Frank -- that can be rather intimidating.
Luckily, I do not intimidate easily.
@$%& no!-(me, New Brunswick, Canada)
Oh, %%^! is perfectly acceptable when you walk around a pile of dog ****, then come back and step square in the middle of it.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what the @#$% you're going to get.
--Forrest Gump
"What's this f@cking racket about!! Heads are going to roll for this!!" Louis XVI
"What the fukc are we going to do with all this crap?!" - Noah
"OK we're fukcing lost." - Moses
"Brutus, you fukcing bastard!" - Caesar
"Oh, f**k!"
The last words of a terrified gerbil as a demonic Richard Gere reached into its cage and grabbed him.
If he misses a two foot putt, even the Pope is gonna say f**k.
I guess "Mom pass the ******* bread" is totally out of the question.
I think the key word is acceptable. If that's how you choose to address your mother, well then, acceptable it is.
"King! You'll be king over my dead f@cking body!!" - QE2 to Charles
"Take him out ! Take him out now, you f*cking moron !"
--- Red Sox Nation to Grady the Idiot, 7th inning ALC game 7, 2003