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the presumptious topic.

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Whitmofomonkysmugla2
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 03:40 pm
@hamilton,
Obama takes orders from me
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 03:54 pm
@Whitmofomonkysmugla2,
It's Bob Crow. Hooray!
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/bob-crow-415x389.jpg
hamilton
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:33 pm
@izzythepush,
when chuck norris goes to sleep at night, he checks under the bed for me.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:42 pm
@hamilton,
How often does he catch you?
Shapeless
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:44 pm
Cooks flat-out refuse to collaborate with each other on my meals for fear of spoiling my broth.
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hamilton
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:44 pm
@izzythepush,
well, his bed is a bit musty, so everynow and then i have to get out from underneath and stretch out and loosen up (roundhouse kick his ass). i like to scare him once a month, so, yeah. once a month.
(one time i over did the kick. it hit him so hard he fell in love with me. then i unkicked him, which is a very complex move that i CANT explain, only demonstrate.)
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:48 pm
@izzythepush,
I don't know much about Chuck Norris but he always reminds me of this,
hamilton
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:50 pm
@izzythepush,
sorry if you were following any of what i've been saying to RL, then you'd know that my speakers are broken and my brothers have all the ear buds. is there one with subtitles?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:52 pm
@hamilton,
I just remermbered after I'd posted it. It can wait, it's worth seeing through to the end of the pub scene to see the Chuck Norris gag develop.
hamilton
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:53 pm
@izzythepush,
oh. ok!
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hamilton
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:55 pm
@izzythepush,
dr. seuss used to be my dream therapist. then i told him too much, and his notes on me got "stolen"
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 04:59 pm
@hamilton,
Well I think it's time that fox gave you your socks back. Throw the ham out, it's been in the fridge too long.
hamilton
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 05:02 pm
@izzythepush,
it was the milk!
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 05:03 pm
@hamilton,
I thought the cat had it.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 05:37 pm
@izzythepush,
I instructed Moses to write down an 11th commandment: Thou shall not bore people to death with philosophy discussions.

IT would have made it into Jewish law but its inclusion was vetoed by JoH'a', creator of Kortar, the first Klingon.

Yep. The creator of our universe was a protoKlingon. The vetoing of the amendment was one reason why Kortar and his mate killed all of the gods in Sto-Vo-Kor (Klingon heaven).

Thusly, I am indirectly responsible for the death of all the Gods in the universe.
hamilton
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 06:22 pm
@tsarstepan,
gee thanks. but you missed one...












me.
Whitmofomonkysmugla2
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 08:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
everyone takes credit for my actions
Moses took the credit for me parting the seas
I built noahs ark but he took the credit and ran off with all my pets and left me to drown but luckily I learned how to breath underwater that's how I hold the world record for "holding my breath;)" underwater
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Whitmofomonkysmugla2
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 08:52 pm
@hamilton,
Your only a god cuz I blessed you
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Shapeless
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 06:52 am
I can make an omelet without breaking eggs.
hamilton
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2011 07:54 am
@Shapeless,
i made an omelet with one chicken, and a piece of string.
 

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