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@hamilton,

Obama takes orders from me

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@Whitmofomonkysmugla2,

It's Bob Crow. Hooray!

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/bob-crow-415x389.jpg

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@izzythepush,

when chuck norris goes to sleep at night, he checks under the bed for me.

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@hamilton,

How often does he catch you?

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Cooks flat-out refuse to collaborate with each other on my meals for fear of spoiling my broth.

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@izzythepush,

well, his bed is a bit musty, so everynow and then i have to get out from underneath and stretch out and loosen up (roundhouse kick his ass). i like to scare him once a month, so, yeah. once a month.
(one time i over did the kick. it hit him so hard he fell in love with me. then i unkicked him, which is a very complex move that i CANT explain, only demonstrate.)

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@izzythepush,

I don't know much about Chuck Norris but he always reminds me of this,

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@izzythepush,

sorry if you were following any of what i've been saying to RL, then you'd know that my speakers are broken and my brothers have all the ear buds. is there one with subtitles?

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@hamilton,

I just remermbered after I'd posted it. It can wait, it's worth seeing through to the end of the pub scene to see the Chuck Norris gag develop.

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@izzythepush,

oh. ok!

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@izzythepush,

dr. seuss used to be my dream therapist. then i told him too much, and his notes on me got "stolen"

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@hamilton,

Well I think it's time that fox gave you your socks back. Throw the ham out, it's been in the fridge too long.

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@izzythepush,

it was the milk!

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@hamilton,

I thought the cat had it.

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@izzythepush,

I instructed Moses to write down an 11th commandment: Thou shall not bore people to death with philosophy discussions.

IT would have made it into Jewish law but its inclusion was vetoed by JoH'a', creator of Kortar, the first Klingon.

Yep. The creator of our universe was a protoKlingon. The vetoing of the amendment was one reason why Kortar and his mate killed all of the gods in Sto-Vo-Kor (Klingon heaven).

Thusly, I am indirectly responsible for the death of all the Gods in the universe.

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@tsarstepan,

gee thanks. but you missed one...

me.

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@tsarstepan,

everyone takes credit for my actions
Moses took the credit for me parting the seas
I built noahs ark but he took the credit and ran off with all my pets and left me to drown but luckily I learned how to breath underwater that's how I hold the world record for "holding my breath;)" underwater

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