7
   

the presumptious topic.

 
 
Whitmofomonkysmugla2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 06:48 pm
@hamilton,
I don't own a bike... Cuz I have a lamborgini
hamilton
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 06:49 pm
@Whitmofomonkysmugla2,
not after i stole them you dont!
hamilton
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 06:50 pm
@Whitmofomonkysmugla2,
and i took your DOG!!!
Whitmofomonkysmugla2
 
  3  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 06:50 pm
@hamilton,
I can speak to the moon and hear colors
hamilton
 
  2  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 06:51 pm
@Whitmofomonkysmugla2,
i can do that without alcohol and meth!
Whitmofomonkysmugla2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 07:07 pm
@hamilton,
Ya but u have skitzophrenia(or whatever it is) so it doesn't count
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Whitmofomonkysmugla2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 07:11 pm
@hamilton,
My dog is krypto
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Shapeless
 
  3  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 08:28 pm
I can divide things by zero.
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ossobuco
 
  3  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 08:43 pm
@Whitmofomonkysmugla2,
I don't have a bike because I'd probably fall off it, but I have a Lamborghini truck.
Whitmofomonkysmugla2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 08:47 pm
@ossobuco,
100 foot Hummer limo with hot tube that runs on my ego so I don't have to pay for gas
ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2011 09:53 pm
@Whitmofomonkysmugla2,
Nice, except it's a Hummer!

I'm a fabulous bread baker.





This is not true, but I'm learning.


izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 02:12 am
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

Nice, except it's a Hummer!

I'm a fabulous bread baker.





This is not true, but I'm learning.





I've just taken a break fom baking bread because I burned my hand, and it was a bit weepy. It's all healed now though, so I'll be starting again soon (probably today) if you want to talk about any bread related issues feel free.

And I once found a peanut.
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Shapeless
 
  4  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 11:05 am
My socks don't dare turn themselves inside-out in the dryer for fear of my temper.

Roaming fees know to stay clear of me.

Natural selection always chooses me first.
hamilton
 
  1  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 11:12 am
@Shapeless,
my dog picks up his crap after himself, cause he knows i dont take **** from nobody!
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 11:13 am
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

I don't have a bike because I'd probably fall off it, but I have a Lamborghini truck.

I can top that! I personally am the one driving planet Earth around the sun. Idea
hamilton
 
  1  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 11:14 am
@tsarstepan,
well, i have a world friendly hummer.
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Shapeless
 
  4  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 11:32 am
Parrots ask for my permission before impersonating me.
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thack45
 
  4  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 11:35 am
I knew much earlier than just now that presumptuous was misspelled. And I invented the universe.

George wrote:

I put the mammalian blood cells in Martian meteorites.
Now that's funny.

Whitmofomonkysmugla2 wrote:

I teabagged Satan
Alright. Teabagging satan is pretty funny too.
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Shapeless
 
  4  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 02:40 pm
I've been outlawed in twelve states, just because.

My smile is so radiant as to emit light capable of escaping black holes.
hamilton
 
  2  
Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2011 02:42 pm
@Shapeless,
i beat setanta in an argument!
(no i didnt.)
 

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