DO NOT DISCUSS SEX WITH ME

THIS IS THE MAIN REASON I POSTED THIS THREAD:

DO NOT JOKE ABOUT SEX WITH ME. NOT INTERESTED.

Are you a eunuch?

JOKING ABOUT SEX IS FILTH. THAT IS NOT GODLY.

Of course you are interested. You are essentially sexual information deprived and fearful of it. Sex is often beautiful, joyous, or at least fun. God has nothing to do with it, except that if you believe he created the universe, he designed and created sex and its various manifestations.

You can tell the rest of us posting differ with your views, and you keep engaging with us, while screaming.

The thing is, I only talk about sex with you. Most of the time I talk politics, but when I talk to you it always comes round to sex. Not just any sex either, but weird pervy stuff. Why do you think that is?

I Thessalonians 5:21-23, “Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. Abstain from all appearance of evil.''

GOD IS GOING TO JUDGE FORNICATORS AND ADULTERERS AND THE SEXUALLY IMMORAL.

REVELATION 20 TALKS ABOUT THE GREAT WHITE THRONE JUDGMENT. GOD IS GOING TO JUDGE EVERYONE.

I WANT GOD TO BLESS ME- GOD DOESN'T BLESS MESS.

Yes but JG the problem is it's all a load of made up rubbish that has been used through the ages by the rich and powerful to brainwash and control the masses.
It's been edited and embellished to suit the powerful.
It was not written till 300 years after that poor guy Jesus's death and nobody knows for sure who wrote it.
Snap out of it man, grow a pair of balls and a brain.

Convinced the hamsters created JG just to get the google analytics stats up. I've had JG on ignore for ages but reading the responses is gold medal material. Well done all.

PS abhorrence of sex is sure going to make 'going forth and multiplying' a tough ask.

Christian belief:

1. All humanity are sinners. Every one. = Mess
2. The only way to be forgiven of the sins that EVERYONE commits is through belief and faith in Jesus. = Bless
3. Since everyone is sinners, and some people are being saved through Christ:

God Blesses (through Jesus) Mess (humans).

I guess the gist of this is, don't toss out idiotic platitudes that aren't grounded in the belief you profess to have, and learn what your beliefs are before sharing them with people that don't care.

SEX OUTSIDE THE CONTEXT AND CONFINES OF MARRIAGE IS A SIN.

That's really wonderful, JG.

I think you should remain a virgin. Even if you should one day marry, I think you should remain a virgin after marriage. You really think that sex is nasty and dirty and animalistic. Well, after marriage, it's just as animalistic. Married people fornicate just like sheep, and dogs, and all other animals. You don't want to do things like that. Stay pure and clean, JG. Remain a virgin. Do not spill your seed anywhere, or deposit it anywhere. Don't procreate your DNA--by all means, don't procreate your DNA.

For added protection, you might try wearing one of these...

IF I WANT SEX I'LL WAIT TILL I GET MARRIED.

See, JG, you said, IF I want sex...

You really are happy as a virgin. Remain a virgin. Don't even think of procreating your DNA.

I HATE POKEMON AND I DIDN'T GREW UP WATCHING THAT CRAP.

I use to feel the same way until I started dating this half Italian half Puerto Rican dude. Its all good now.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU ENGAGING IN DISCUSSIONS ABOUT SEX, YOU ARE STARTING THEM.

Come on, don't you understand that if you start a thread saying "don't talk to me about underwear" you are going to get a discussion about underwear? What do you expect.

If you really didn't want to be talking about sex, then you wouldn't be starting these threads.

Not that we aren't all enjoying them.

I was TOO OLD for Pokemon. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT CRAP EXCEPT THIS IS IT EVIL AND A SWARM OF KIDS IN JAPAN GOT SICK FROM WATCHING IT.

your replies are discussion with other people. nice one, go ahead put more fuel on the fire.

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